Topic: Celebrity Fashion

The Most Important Summer Style Lessons You Can Learn From Celebs

Summer is quickly approaching and because I know all of you are teetering around in giant foam platform flip-flops, I thought it might be a good time to brush up on summer style. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: World That Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant And Looks It

If you are just tuning in to the world, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West’s child. And she’s gotten a lot of flack for looking… well, pregnant. So much so that she’s now going to extreme measures to look less pregnant. More »

Beyonce’s H&M Campaign Is Here To Make You Pissed That It’s Still Winter

This morning, H&M officially announced Beyonce’s summer collaboration with the brand! And the pictures will make you rue the day you decided to live somewhere that has seasons. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Tries To Seem Relatable By Talking About Her Oscar Fashion Mishaps In GOOP

In the latest edition of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s luxury lifestyle magazine masquerading as a common sense, mom-to-mom advice newsletter, Gwynnie takes a moment out of recommending brands of artisanal water to talk about some of her Oscar fashion missteps. She’s just like us! More »

In Defense Of Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Nipples

Last night was, by all accounts, a pretty good night for Anne Hathaway. She won her first ever Oscar, sang a Les Mis song onstage, and saw all of her childhood dreams come true. But because people are monsters who hate it when good things happen to nice method actresses, a few Anne-haters out there are choosing to focus on the more nipple-related aspects of her evening. More »

Adam Levine’s Women’s Clothing Line Will Make You Look Like Adam Levine, ‘But With Breasts And A Vagina’

Fresh off the success of his shit-scented perfume, Adam Levine is trying his hand at “designing” a celebrity clothing line of his very own for those who aspire to someday look as punchable as the man himself. More »

Matthew McConaughey Now America’s Most Trusted Shirt Salesman

Hold onto your abs. Matthew McConaughey, of the Eternally Shirtless McConaugheys, has decided to betray everything he stands for by “designing” a line of menswear, which, yes, includes shirts. The jokes write themselves! More »

Lizzy Caplan Stars In This Hilarious Spoof On Fashion ‘Films’

How do I love Lizzy Caplan? Let me count the ways. She’s smart, she’s funny, and she was on one of the greatest canceled TV shows of all time. Hence, it stands to reason that her first foray into the world of fashion would be done with the perfect amount of sarcastic flair. More »

Through No Fault of Her Own, Sofia Vergara’s Boobs Escaped on NYE

Sofia Vergara is having a hard time keeping her lady bits in her dress lately. Sofia’s New Year’s Eve dress was torn and her cleavage exposed when she tried to get in the middle of a scuffle between her fiancé Nick Loeb and strangers at a nearby table. More »

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I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Girls Like Anne Hathaway Who Can’t Exit A Car Without Flashing Their Goods

I don’t feel sorry for you, girls like Anne Hathaway who can’t get out of a car without showing the whole world their whosie-whatsits. More »

Emma Watson Shows Sideboob Again, But This Time It’s On Purpose

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Jon Hamm’s Penis

I don’t feel sorry for you, Jon Hamm’s penis, that a picture of your silhouette is all over the internet. Jon skipped his long johns, and now Hamm’s ham is out of the bag. But I don’t feel sorry for you because Mr. Draper should have known better! More »

Lady Gaga Claims To Be Channeling RuPaul, ‘Fozzibear’ On The September Cover Of Vogue

I think she’s channeling an electrocuted lion, but whatever. More »

Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen’s Backpack Costs 84 Times More Than The Complete Full House Series DVD Boxset

What I love most about Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen is their flagrant disregard for reality. They’ve always lived in their own world and have never questioned whether or not it was anywhere near normal. It’s a world where you attend college for a semester, where your father’s friend lives in your basement with a woodchuck puppet for no rhyme or reason and where you sell a designer fur backpack for $16,900. More »

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