Topic: Relationships

Julianne Hough Broke Up With Ryan Seacrest Because He’s A Robot, Also Still Has That Frosted Tips Vibe

“A robot?” Julianne wondered aloud, “that definitely explains the perfectly coiffed hair and the perfectly white teeth.” More »

Let’s Add Prince Harry To The List Of People Who Think They Have A Chance With J.Law

Aw, this is cute. Prince Harry — known in royal circles as “ugh, what did that miserable redheaded heir-spare do to embarrass our family now” — has a crush on Jennifer Lawrence. More »

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Broke Up Because Fairy Tales Aren’t Real

Now that I really think about it, it was always too good to be true. A six-foot-three Australian man falling in love with a mere mortal. I’ve read enough on the relationship section of Yahoo Answers to know that it’s just not possible. More »

Selena Gomez Is Like So Over Justin Bieber, But Also Ready To Take Him Back

Thanks to two conflicting Hollywood Life stories published within 20 hours of each other, we now have a better understand of how Selena Gomez prepares to handle her relationship with Justin Bieber going forward. And by better understanding, I mean #$&*^#$& . More »

Andy Samberg is Engaged, So I Will Unfortunately Never Receive His Dick In A Box

Last night at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party, Andy Samberg showed up with singer Joanna Newsom, his fiancee who is not me. And this is further proof that my island will be forever lonely. Can’t dudes like this give funny girls a chance? More »

John Mayer Accidentally Takes Katy Perry Out On Valentine’s Day Date, Destroys His Entire Image In One Night

In a shocking Hollywood scandal that we’ll all remember for the rest of our lives, John Mayer accidentally took his girlfriend-ish Katy Perry out on a Valentine’s Day date. While his publicist hasn’t issued an official statement yet, we’re hearing word from their headquarters that they’ve been up all night trying to figure out the best strategy to combat the positive PR he’ll get from this move. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Single Celebrities on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is a… tricky day. We’ll all agree. If you do have a significant other, you have to deal with over-priced dinners and the sweet but slightly embarrassing experience of receiving flowers at work. But if you don’t have a special someone, it’s even more awkward. More »

Weirdly Enough, Hugh Jackman’s Wife Is Not Cool With Everyone Calling Her Husband Gay

According to an interview with Les Miserables star Hugh Jackman in The Hollywood Reporter, the rumors are really starting to get on her nerves. Like nails on a chalkboard or endless emails from Obama even though you thought you unsubscribed or ordering your lunch and finding out moments later that it’s being provided by your office today. More »

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Trying Way Too Hard To Convince Us They’re Having Sex

Hey Khlo, Lamar. It’s okay to be taking a sexatus,, just be honest with us about it. More »

Giveaway: Win The Ultimate Valentine’s Day Gift Basket!

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. This means flowers, dinner dates and sappy V-day cards are around the corner too. Flowers are cool and all, but don’t you think they’re a waste of money sometimes? Especially if you’ve been … More »

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