Topic: Relationships

Sarah Silverman And Michael Sheen May Have Broken Up, If Her Sad Tweets Are Anything To Go By

Sarah Silverman And Michael Sheen May Have Broken Up, If Her Sad Tweets Are Anything To Go By

To sum it up for you, her tweets are the kind of melodramatic musings of that girl you’re friends with on Facebook who’s always saying vague things about being sad and hating her life, but then whenever anyone asks what’s wrong, she tells them she doesn’t want to talk about it… before posting another sad status a few minutes later. More »

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Officially Engaged, And I’m Sorry To Say It’s Not To You Or Me

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Officially Engaged, And I'm Sorry To Say It's Not To You Or Me

Congratulations to Benedict Cumberbatch, who is engaged to be married! In case you’re holding out hope that maybe you woke up with amnesia and forgot that you’ve been dating Benedict yourself for the past few months, I regret to inform you that he is not engaged to you. Unless you are theatre director and actress Sophie Hunter, in which case he is engaged to you. More »