Break out your breaking news party hats, because it finally happened, everybody! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, better known as the single very attractive entity Brangelina, are now officially married after nine years as a couple, six children together, and two years of engagement. More
Now he claims that Angelina has “boxed him in,” but Brad’s sticking by her for the sake of their hundreds of children. (Okay, so there are only six.) More
We’ve talked before about couples that we wouldn’t mind breaking up and couples who totally devastated us when they split, but we’ve never before tempted fate by discussing celebrity couples whose breakups would totally destroy us. You know, if they were to break up. QUICKLY SOMEONE KNOCK ON WOOD. It’s our only chance to keep love alive! More
In an article unironically titled “Zac Efron, Michelle Rodriguez Split After Two-Month Whirlwind Romance,” Us Weekly gives us the details of their break-up. And shockingly, the reason behind the decision was not “they were tired of pretending they enjoyed putting their mouths that close to each other.” Weird. More
If you came to work today hoping that someone would do or say something to prove that love is dead, then I have great news for you – Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson decided to try some time apart! More
These two need to stop being so cute before they cause every couple in America to break up upon realizing they can’t compete. More
In news that will make you go, “Awwww, you guyyyyyys” in a voice so high-pitched that every dog in a five-mile radius will immediately be at your door, Portia de Rossi got Ellen DeGeneres an adorable present for their sixth wedding anniversary. I would expect no less from them, to be honest. More
Were they created from some celebrity couples mad libs game with blanks reading “30-something divorcee” and “20-something it girl”? Hmm, that sounds like a fun game, actually. Let’s play it and create a few other celebrity couples just as random as this one. More
If the pregnancy rumors were true, that would be super awkward for all those divorce rumors that are swirling. And they’ve been swirling longer, dammit! How dare those pregnancy rumors swoop in and try to steal the thunder! More
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I thought I could walk you through some of the most commonly asked questions going through your head right now. Because if you’re anything like me, these rumors are taking over your life and preventing you from being able to discuss anything else. Not that anything else really matters during a time like this. More
I regret to inform you that Chloe Moretz is reportedly dating Brooklyn Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham. I mean, I’m happy for them and everything, but it’s pretty rude of them if you think about it. Because if they’re dating, that means they’re old enough to date, and if they’re old enough to date, that means time is moving a lot faster than I’m comfortable with. More
The rumors that Beyonce and Jay-Z are on the rocks just won’t stop, and now we have yet another one to add to the pile. More
I hope you’re ready to say “UGH” as loudly as possible, because not only do Charlize Theron and Sean Penn seem to still be an item, but they might even be engaged. More
I know you stay up nights asking yourself how in the world Mila Kunis tamed Ashton Kutcher. Did she have to keep him in a cage at first? Was there a leash involved? How did she train him to sit and stay? More