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Earlier today Rainn Wilson asked his fans to offer up their #WorseCaseScenario in 140 characters or less. For reference, his was having aliens who look like Ann Coulter eat chunks of his penis to survive. (Wow!) It’s a growing hashtag, but our favorite so far comes from Dave Tripper, a Chicago-area radio host who just delivered a zinger to two big reality stars. More
What is Twitter for, if not dreaming up witty, pop-culturally sound aliases for sex positions? More
Thank you to Sarah Silverman for not deigning to comment on the Kim Kardashian mess today. Instead, she reminds us about the simple things in life, like religious bumper stickers. More
Fans of the Teflon Don rejoice! For the first time since a medical emergency landed him in the hospital, Rick Ross has sent out a series of tweets to let everyone know that he’s back and feeling stronger than ever. More
Be still our hearts! Aaron Paul, a.k.a. Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, joined Twitter yesterday, and he has already graced us with a photo, as well as one of his signature catchphrases. (Can a word be a catchphrase?) More
We like this game! Instead of coming up with a list of complete movies, submit bits and pieces of different offerings. Because Bret Easton Ellis is spot-on about how this year’s horror movies each have a handful of makes-you-jump moments but overall haven’t been that impressive. More
We’re so used to Michael Lohan‘s habit of daily calling upon God that we didn’t take much notice when he posted this yesterday. It’s unclear if he posted this before or after his explosive fight with (ex?)girlfriend Kate Major—a fight that led to him getting arrested for domestic abuse. More
You’ve got to appreciate Nikki Reed‘s sense of humor. The Twilight star popped through London on her “mini-honeymoon” before she starts the press tour for Breaking Dawn, Part 1. En route, she encountered soccer star David Beckham. But why was he uptight? we wondered. Could it be problems with Victoria Beckham, or the fact that he didn’t get to hold daughter Harper Seven for once? More
One smart fan ensured that s/he got not only a retweet from Boy Meets World‘s Rider Strong, but also the beginnings of an actual conversation. About eyebrows, no less! Damn, why didn’t we think of this? More
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Thank you to whomever showed Ellen Barkin how to use Twitter. We hadn’t thought about her much since Ocean’s Thirteen in 2007, but now we’ll be following her thanks to her endless, shockingly filthy, stream of consciousness! Seriously, she’s some weird combination of sailor, rapper, and drunken Irishman.
More after the jump, because come on. More
Human Easter Egg Jesse Heiman has appeared in nearly every movie and TV show of the last few years, and now he’s reaching out to NBC to see if they’ll let him help out with covering the Olympics in London next summer. We say yes! That way, when we’re going through the inspiring but endless opening ceremonies, at least there’d be a familiar face. More
This is the best reaction we’ve heard so far to the news that McDonald’s is starting its own TV channel. Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for the mental image of Angela Lansbury following a trail of dropped burgers with her trusty magnifying glass. More
Jonathan Lipnicki, the glasses-wearing little kid from Jerry Maguire who spouted sciences facts the like average weight of a human head, is an adult now. An adult who chugs Rockstar energy drinks and tweets stuff. Jonathan is 20 years old and this is what his body looks like: More
Party Down actor Ken Marino does not care for aioli. No way, no how. Ken thinks aioli is just a fancy way of saying “mayonnaise,” and he is extremely dedicated to his campaign. More
