• Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s are off again. But tomorrow, who knows? They could be engaged by then, only to break up again 10 hours later. Ugh, I want off of this roller coaster. (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• As if Chris Pine needed anything else to make him more popular with the ladies, he also has a mansion fit for a Disney prince. Maybe he is a Disney prince? That would explain a lot. (Celebuzz)
• Kris Jenner is banned from attending the Met Gala probably because Anna Wintour knows that if you don’t keep a close watch, the Kardashian army will quickly infiltrate and take over. (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• If you aren’t making these bra mistakes, some woman that you know definitely is. Be that woman’s hero, for her boobs’ sake. (The Stir)
• I think it’s safe to say that Chris Brown is on some weird crusade to piss off as many people as he can. He’s been an incredible success, so far. (Have U Heard)
• James Franco may have a new pretty lady on his arm. I wonder how he has time to date at all in between his getting 6 degrees and doing 42 movies a month. (Lainey Gossip)
• Halle Berry says that her “pregnancy is a miracle.” I want her to know that her face is also a miracle. (ET Online)
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