Topic: Celebrity Kids

Here’s Why We’re Suspicious That Blake Lively’s Baby Name Is A Big Ol’ Hoax

Here's Why We're Suspicious That Blake Lively's Baby Name Is A Big Ol' Hoax

I was pretty blindsided by the fact that Blake Lively had her baby all the way back during the holidays, and neither she nor Ryan Reynolds even bothered to tell me, so now that there’s a rumored name floating around, I’m extra suspicious. You know that saying, right? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I’ll invent a conspiracy theory about your baby’s name. More »

Crushable Ranks 2014′s Babies From Least To Most Intimidating

Crushable Ranks 2014's Babies From Least To Most Intimidating

As 2015 dawns, it’s time to rank fifteen of the celebrity babies born in 2014. And not in order of cuteness, so untwist your pantaloons — we’re doing this ish in order of intimidation factor. And since I’m really opening myself and my insecurities up to you here, just remember that ranking babies is cool and fine and great, and everybody does it all the time, SO JUST CHILL ALRIGHT. More »

Neil Patrick Harris Posts A Video Of His Kids Singing ‘Jingle Bells’ Because He Wants Us To Die Of Cuteness

Neil Patrick Harris Posts A Video Of His Kids Singing 'Jingle Bells' Because He Wants Us To Die Of Cuteness

I’m really starting to suspect that Neil is waging cuteness warfare on the general public, using his children as cuteness weapons. I don’t know what his reasons are, but I don’t think he’s giving up any time soon. The Halloween photos were just the beginning. Things are escalating. The White House might have to step in and take the iPhone away from him. More »

Ashton Kutcher Compares His Baby To A Cell Phone, And It’s Weirdly Accurate

Ashton Kutcher Compares His Baby To A Cell Phone, And It's Weirdly Accurate

Apparently he and Mila Kunis are taking care of her all by themselves, without a nanny, which prompted glowing praise from Ellen and applause from the audience. I don’t really think taking care of your child without help should be applauded. What I do think should be applauded, however, is Ashton’s explanation of what it’s like to have a newborn baby. More »

If Anybody Risked Upstaging Solange At Her Wedding, It Was Blue Ivy

If Anybody Risked Upstaging Solange At Her Wedding, It Was Blue Ivy

Having Beyonce at your wedding in the first place is basically like giving her a formal invitation to upstage you, and letting her wear the same color as you is insane. INSANE. But as it turns out, Solange didn’t have to worry about Bey stealing her thunder, partly because that jumpsuit looked fab, and partly because if anyone was going to upstage her, it was Blue Ivy Carter. More »