Hellooooo! Long time no Lifetime. The past few weeks our precious Saturday night cheesefests were replaced by Tyler Perry’s this and Tyler Perry’s that. No offense against Tyler, but it’s good to be back. More
Topic: TV Recaps
Last night’s new movie The Choking Game was all about the latest way teenagers have found to be stupid. Don’t underestimate them; they always find a way. More
Where would I be without Lifetime teens? I’d probably be either dead or in prison or in an unhappy polygamist marriage. Thanks, kids. More
Last night MTV premiered a new reality show called Virgin Territory that’s about exactly what you think it’s about — people who’ve never had sex. Not only that, but people in their late teens and early 20s who’ve never had sex! Wow, what a bunch of weirdos just waiting to be exploited, right? More
Seriously, don’t go on vacation. Just stay in and order a pizza. More
This is a movie about a girl who kills her daddy. So it would seem the title wasn’t just picked out of a hat. It is a bit misleading, though, since the girl doesn’t do the daddy-killing directly. She does, however, do it to the tune of the most literal soundtrack in Lifetime movie history. More
I spent most of the movie going “Ick, no,” which I’d say is a mark of success for a movie with this subject matter. And most importantly, Mr. Goldwyn was very good at being a creeper. More
The final season of True Blood started and I am a few months away from finally being free of this terrible show that I continue to watch. Major spoilers ahead from last night’s season premiere, so proceed with caution. More
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This week’s Lifetime movie had two completely separate personalities, and I couldn’t decide which one I was supposed to focus my attention on. One of those personalities was a pretty compelling family drama about dealing with grief. And the other one was the campy story of a creepy stalker who puts ladies’ toothbrushes in his mouth. More
So, in the interest of having more conversation topics with which to completely alienate most normal people, I watched Bravo’s newest attempt at making us all feel uncomfortable and turning us off entirely from the institution of marriage. More
The 2013-2014 season was one of the more memorable season of late, for a variety of reasons. More
Unfortunately, despite the TV-MA rating and the constant reminders that “viewer discretion is advised,” this movie was one of the least sexy things I’ve ever watched. The package of cheese crackers I ate while watching was more arousing. I’m guessing that it was rated MA simply because they use the word “panties” more than once. And I agree, that word should always come with a warning. More