Topic: TV Recaps

Lifetime’s High School Possession Features Zero High School Possessions, Several Dumbasses

Lifetime's High School Possession Features Zero High School Possessions, Several Dumbasses

When I heard that last night’s Lifetime movie was called High School Possession, I thought it would be about… well, a high school possession. You know, as in a high school student being possessed by a demon who makes her talk like a scary man and spew pea soup and turn her head around 360 degrees. And then I could make a bunch of jokes like, “Teenagers acting like demons? What else is new, am I right? Badum bum.” More »