Where would I be without Lifetime teens? I’d probably be either dead or in prison or in an unhappy polygamist marriage. Thanks, kids. More
Topic: TV Recaps
Last night MTV premiered a new reality show called Virgin Territory that’s about exactly what you think it’s about — people who’ve never had sex. Not only that, but people in their late teens and early 20s who’ve never had sex! Wow, what a bunch of weirdos just waiting to be exploited, right? More
Seriously, don’t go on vacation. Just stay in and order a pizza. More
This is a movie about a girl who kills her daddy. So it would seem the title wasn’t just picked out of a hat. It is a bit misleading, though, since the girl doesn’t do the daddy-killing directly. She does, however, do it to the tune of the most literal soundtrack in Lifetime movie history. More
I spent most of the movie going “Ick, no,” which I’d say is a mark of success for a movie with this subject matter. And most importantly, Mr. Goldwyn was very good at being a creeper. More
The final season of True Blood started and I am a few months away from finally being free of this terrible show that I continue to watch. Major spoilers ahead from last night’s season premiere, so proceed with caution. More
This week’s Lifetime movie had two completely separate personalities, and I couldn’t decide which one I was supposed to focus my attention on. One of those personalities was a pretty compelling family drama about dealing with grief. And the other one was the campy story of a creepy stalker who puts ladies’ toothbrushes in his mouth. More
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So, in the interest of having more conversation topics with which to completely alienate most normal people, I watched Bravo’s newest attempt at making us all feel uncomfortable and turning us off entirely from the institution of marriage. More
The 2013-2014 season was one of the more memorable season of late, for a variety of reasons. More
Unfortunately, despite the TV-MA rating and the constant reminders that “viewer discretion is advised,” this movie was one of the least sexy things I’ve ever watched. The package of cheese crackers I ate while watching was more arousing. I’m guessing that it was rated MA simply because they use the word “panties” more than once. And I agree, that word should always come with a warning. More
Last night I watched Lifetime movie Petals on the Wind, and now I need an adult. More
Move over, Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir, and make way for Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg as the new commentary team to beat. I’m serious. More