Topic: Reality TV

MTV Is Casting A Doc About White People Problems — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

MTV Is Casting A Doc About White People Problems -- What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

“Are you white? Do you have a story to tell? We want to hear from you.” That’s how a casting posting for a new MTV documentary, presumably about white people problems, starts out. We don’t have a title for the project yet, or even a real direction, but they’re looking for people who openly and proudly think it’s pretty tough being white…so what could possibly go wrong? More »

There’s A New Duggar Courting, So Get To Your Battle Stations, This Is Not A Drill

There's A New Duggar Courting, So Get To Your Battle Stations, This Is Not A Drill

Alright everyone, this is the moment we’ve been waiting for. Please everyone get to your battle stations and hunker down, because there’s a new Duggar a-courtin’ and this is NOT A DRILL! Wait, why is no one moving? Did you forget where your stations are? Ugh. They’re all in front of my TV, remember? And some of you were in charge of bringing wine. Do I have to do everything? More »

The Honey Boo Boo Molester Might Be The Father Of One Of Mama June’s Kids, Ugh

The Honey Boo Boo Molester Might Be The Father Of One Of Mama June's Kids, Ugh

Man, just when I thought this Honey Boo Boo molestation horror show might be over, what with the show being cancelled and Child Protective Services getting involved, another bombshell gets dropped. According to this new information, the same man who molested Mama June‘s daughter Anna might be the father of another of her daughters, Lauryn. It just gets worse and worse. More »

The First Photo Of Jessa Duggar Kissing Ben Proves He Needs Some Serious Practice

The First Photo Of Jessa Duggar Kissing Ben Proves He Needs Some Serious Practice

Guys, I have to apologize to you, because I’ve done you wrong. When Jessa Duggar wore a pink dress to her wedding, I thought maybe it was a clue that she and Ben Seewald had gotten a little handsy beforehand and weren’t as virginal as we were supposed to believe. But then I saw the first photo of them kissing, and there is no way those two had any practice laying lips on each other pre-nuptials, because DAMN that’s an awkward make-out. More »

The Honey Boo Boo Child Molester Made One Daughter Watch As He Abused The Other

The Honey Boo Boo Child Molester Made One Daughter Watch As He Abused The Other

Believe me when I tell you that I hate writing about this Honey Boo Boo child molestation situation as much as you hate reading it, but as long as there are updates, I’m gonna keep putting them out there, because this is stuff we need to know. Even when it involves Mark McDaniel molesting one of June ‘Mama June‘ Shannon’s daughters in front of the other. Ugh. More »

Unpopular Opinion: It’s Important To Remember Mama June Was A Victim Too

Unpopular Opinion: It's Important To Remember Mama June Was A Victim Too

This will be an unpopular opinion, but I just needed to take a moment to remind everyone that June ‘Mama June‘ Shannon was a victim too. It doesn’t excuse her actions, and it certainly doesn’t mean her children should have to experience the same things she did, but it provides an important layer of context that I think is necessary if we want to prevent this cycle from continuing. More »