Topic: Real Housewives of New Jersey

In Honor Of Joe Giudice Cheating On Teresa Giudice, Here’s The Best of The Real Housewives Cheating Scandals

In Honor Of Joe Giudice Cheating On Teresa Giudice, Here's The Best of The Real Housewives Cheating Scandals

Um what? Joe Giudice cheating on Teresa Giudice?! We got a mistress on the other line! We’ll obviously get deeper into this situation when the episode airs, but this got me thinking about all the other cheating scandals that have had their hay-day during all the years that The Real Housewives has been on Bravo. I tried to find some of my favorite Housewives and some of my favorite moments . More »

Teresa Giudice Opens Up About Joe Giudice Cheating On Her, But Doesn’t Comment On If He’s Half-Ape

Teresa Giudice Opens Up About Joe Giudice Cheating On Her, But Doesn't Comment On If He's Half-Ape

In a preemptive move against the upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey episode where Joe Giudice calls his mistress on camera and then proceeds to call his wife Teresa Giudice a cunt, Teresa spoke to her friends at In Touch. And I’m not saying “friends” in a sarcastic way. I think the editors at In Touch are probably the closest thing to friends that Teresa has left. More »

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Best Of The New Jersey Housewives Products

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Best Of The New Jersey Housewives Products

Bravo has always been pretty okay with The Real Housewives of (fill in the blank) promoting their products/music careers/children/etc, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey is no different. These ladies have tons and tons and tons of different products that they peddle (I mean, I would too if I had a show), and I couldn’t even list them all. I decided to narrow it down to about 8 of the best products out right now! From Teresa Giudice’s alcoholic beverages to Danielle Staub’s books, these ladies have you covered! Enjoy! More »

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Picks A Fight On The Napa Road Trip from Hell

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Picks A Fight On The Napa Road Trip from Hell

When we catch up with The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The women are getting ready for their road trip to Napa while their respective husbands tell them that they’re packing too much. Literally every husband is like, “Babe, you’re packing too much.” Guys just don’t get it. WE NEED OPTIONS! We can’t just pack what we need! That’s crazy talk! Melissa Gorga mentions that she is worried about Hurricane Irene interrupting the flow of the trip and making their travels a little rougher. Could this looming hurricane be a metaphor for the insane shit-storm that is going to erupt on this trip? I feel like all hell is going to break loose. Hurricane Jersey, coming their way. More »

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

If you haven’t heard of Magic Mike or The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I feel so sorry for you. Chances are if you’re reading this, you are familiar with both of these amazing sources of entertainment and want to know just what I am actually talking about. Now hear me out, we all know that Joe Gorga loves sex. He loves to be naked. He loves to strip. He loves to walk around without a shirt on. Why was he not cast in Magic Mike?! I can only assume that he has seen the movie and whispered to his wife the whole time, “I could do that!” More »