Topic: Olympics

I Wish I Didn’t Know That Ryan Lochte Peed In The Olympic Pool

Thank you, Ryan Lochte, for ruining your allure by admitting you peed in the Olympic pool. I guess I’ll have my one-night-stands with some other gold-medalist. More »

If You Think Ryan Lochte Is Hot, Wait ‘Til You Meet The Rest Of These Olympic Swimmers

View this gallery of the hottest male Olympic swimmers at your own risk, as it will result in hours of ogling and drooling over Olympic hotties-with-bodies like Ryan Lochte, James Magnussen, Tom Daley, and Camille Lacourt. Holy fucking shit, Camille Lacourt. More »

Awesome Olympic Weightlifter Zoe Smith Shuts Down Sexist Tweets About Female Athletes’ ‘Manly’ Bodies

Amid all the talk of Olympic athletes and their hot, hot bodies, it’s easy to forget they do not look that way for our personal benefit. But when a bunch of assholes on Twitter began criticizing the bodies of the British women’s weightlifting team for not being “feminine” enough, team member Zoe Smith set them straight with an intelligent, well-written, and hilarious blog post. More »

Ryan Lochte Almost Didn’t Get His Gold Medal Because Of His Diamond-Studded American Flag Grill

This past weekend, Ryan Lochte led his country to glory by winning the men’s 400m individual medley. But when it was time for him to go up to the podium and collect his medal, the mean old International Olympic Committee took issue with his choice of accessories. More »

Let’s Look At Some Baby Pictures Of Ryan Lochte, America’s Baby-Daddy

America’s relationship with Olympic gold-medalist Ryan Lochte has progressed to the next level, so it’s time for us to sit awkwardly in his living room and look at his baby pictures. More »

Watch: Hey Michael Phelps, Without A Hard-Luck Story, You’re Just Another Doggy-Paddler

The team of Horse+Horse over at UCBComedy brings you a hilarious parody of the human interest promo spots for the London Olympics. I hope you were raised by a band of wild sloths, Michael Phelps, otherwise I’m unimpressed by your athletic prowess. More »

So Let’s Talk About The London Olympics Opening Ceremony

I had to work last night during the London Olympics Opening Ceremony, so let’s catch up together with a collection of pictures and .GIFs. I hope Smug David Beckham and Unimpressed Queen Elizabeth II don’t mind us coming late to the party. More »