Topic: Olympics

Belgian Cyclist Gijs Van Hoecke Ruins His Olympic Dreams By Getting Too Drunk: A Photo Essay

Belgian Cyclist Gijs Van Hoecke Ruins His Olympic Dreams By Getting Too Drunk: A Photo Essay

Belgian cyclist Gijs Van Hoecke has been sent home by the Belgian Olympic Committee after he was photographed stumbling out of a bar just a little on the far side of “too fucking wasted.” Belgian officials called the incident “deplorable,” adding, “this incident fortunately did not affect life in the Olympic Village and athletes trying to rest ahead of their competition,” as if one dude getting drunk at a bar could be that disruptive to the other athletes’ delicate sensibilities. Personally, I think it’s a little ridiculous that someone would be disqualified for doing something that’s perfectly legal, if a bit embarrassing, but it’s not like there aren’t bars in Belgium for him to patronize the 99% of the time he is not at an uptight sporting event he worked very hard to qualify for. In any case, the photos are just precious, so here they are! More »

The 10 Best Athletes To Have Olympic Sex With, Depending On What You Want

The 10 Best Athletes To Have Olympic Sex With, Depending On What You Want

You go to sleep in your own bed after a long day at work, and you come to in Olympic Village, surrounded by the sounds of vigorous Olympic sex. Don’t panic. I know it’s tempting to run around like you’re at an all-you-can-sex buffet, but you have to finesse this. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’d have a great time with every single person there, but if you think like that, you’ll get overwhelmed and squander this opportunity. More »