Topic: Music

Justin Timberlake’s New Cover Art Will Delight Nose-Boob Lovers Everywhere

Are you a member of that very small yet significant segment of the population that thinks that noses and boobs are equally sexy, but wishes they were combined together into the ultimate knob of fatty cartilage and sexiness? ME TOO! I mean…I’m asking for a friend. Or I read it in a book? But either way, have I got good news for you! Justin Timberlake sees your fetishes, and he raises them one album cover for his new single ‘Tunnel Vision’. More »

John Mayer Is Working On New Music; Get Psyched For A Song About Taylor Swift

Do we still call them CDs anymore even though everybody just buys them or steals them online? What do we call them instead? Albums? Musicbits? Files? Well, whatever they are, John Mayer is working on his next one, so I hope you brought a clean pair of underoos because that announcement was VERY EXCITING. More »

Mini Taylor Swift Acts Exactly Like You’d Expect In Her Music Video With Ed Sheeran

This video is all about mini-Taylor and mini-Ed becoming friends and being cute. The kids look just like them, but they also act just like them, or at least Taylor’s mini-me does. I don’t know much about Ed Sheeran, but child Taylor Swift behaves exactly like you’d expect in this video. More »

Another Day, Another Newly-Released Beyonce Song

Is it just me, or is a new Beyonce song getting released every couple days at this point? It may not be quite that frequently, but it’s certainly at an impressive rate. It’s enough to make a lady start thinking she can charge people $25,000 a day to work for her. To be fair, I think we’ve all been there. You know the feeling — you get a couple songs popular on the radio, and you find yourself saying to your friends, “Would you like to brush my hair for me? You can give me money for it.” Happens to the best of us. More »

Selena Gomez’s New Song Is Almost Good — Keep At It, Little Buddy!

Guys, Selena Gomez just released a new single called ‘Slow Down’ and she is almost there! Almost! She’s so close to coming out with a song that I actually like. More »

Unsurprisingly The Woman That Miguel Crotch Wrestled At The BBMAs Is Having Medical Issues

Remember when Miguel attempted to fly during the 2013 Billboard Music Awards and instead landed crotch first on an audience member’s neck? If not, this GIF might help ring some bells. More »

Miley Cyrus’ New Song Is Great If You Like Music For Robots Or Doing Cocaine

Miley Cyrus‘ new song is called ‘We Can’t Stop’, but you know what I can totally stop doing? Listening to it. More »

Maybe The Wanted Should Leave ‘Outing Louis Tomlinson’ Out Of Their One Direction Feud

While playing one of Andy Cohen’s games on Watch What Happens Live last night, Max George from The Wanted said Louis Tomlinson would hypothetically be the first member of One Direction to come out of the closet. And he said it without any hesitation. More »

Miley Cyrus Forgot To Put Any Liam References In The New Snoop Video

So I just saw the new video for Miley Cyrus‘ song ‘Ashtrays And Heartbreaks’ with Snoop (I refuse to call him Snoop Lion, and apparently we’re not allowed to call him Snoop Dog anymore, so ‘Snoop’ it is), and I’m really disappointed because it seems like Miley accidentally forgot to put in a single Liam Hemsworth reference! What a lapse! More »

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Here Are 10 Not-So-Scary Facts About Scary Spice In Honor Of Her 38th Birthday

I LOVED the Spice Girls when I was a kid. I was nine when Spice World came out and you better believe I had that thing on VHS and put it on heavy rotation. In honor of Scary Spice’s birthday, here’s ten facts about Mel B! More »

So The New Ke$ha Video For ‘Crazy Kids’ Is Pretty Weird, Huh?

This should surprise zero percent of you, but Ke$ha‘s new video for her single ‘Crazy Kids’ is pretty effing weird. Yeah let me say that again, just to make sure you didn’t miss any of it — this girl with the dollar sign in her name who’s infamous for having sex with ghosts and drinking her own urine? Yeah, her new song, with the word ‘crazy’ literally in the title? It’s weird. In case you weren’t expecting that. More »

Here’s What We Learned About Angelique Sabrina During Our Live Interview

Last Friday we held our live Facebook interview with up-and-coming Bahamian singer Angelique Sabrina, or, as she’s become known, the next Rihanna. Fans were able to ask their questions and have Angelique answer directly. Angelique seemed very sweet and answered questions about her musical influences, her favorite performance (so far!), and whether it’s possible to get good Bahamian food in the States. More »

Here’s Your Chance To Interview ‘Stop Sign’ Singer Angelique Sabrina!

We’re giving you the chance to interview up-and-coming pop star Angelique Sabrina this Friday! More »

Beyonce’s New Single Is Already Stuck In My Head, And I Want It Stuck In Yours Too

The essence of the song is that she’s a grown woman and she can do what she wants. But much like Hannah Horvath, her understanding of what it means to be a grown woman makes no sense to me. More »

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