Topic: Music

Everyone Please Watch Miley Cyrus’ New Music Video So I Know I Didn’t Hallucinate It

Everyone Please Watch Miley Cyrus' New Music Video So I Know I Didn't Hallucinate It

The first thing I’m gonna need you to do is watch the video for yourself, because I need to know I didn’t hallucinate it. Once you’ve done that, we need to talk this out, maybe even twerk it out, maybe start a support group, possibly go into the Witness Protection Program, because there are things in this video I don’t think anyone was supposed to see, and I’m concerned for my safety. More »

Chris Brown Uses An Aaliyah Hologram In His New Video — For Serious, Bro?

Chris Brown Uses An Aaliyah Hologram In His New Video -- For Serious, Bro?

Well, Chris Brown, you’ve done it again. Every time I think I have a handle on your narcissism and how completely out of touch you are with society, you do something to jolt me back to reality. Just when I think I’m living in a world where you might be willing to fly under the radar for a little bit, I realize that you were just dipping underground for a second to ready your next offensive project or statement. More »

Jay-Z Announces New Album In Cellphone Ad, Proves Money Really Does Grow On Trees

Jay-Z Announces New Album In Cellphone Ad, Proves Money Really Does Grow On Trees

Whether or not you’re a fan of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s tactics, you have to admit that those two have making money down to a science. Some number of years ago, they must have planted two Sacagawea dollars in the rich soil around their McMansion, and now they have a pair of money trees growing in the front yard, that they can just stroll out and harvest bills from, or pluck down new gold coins for whenever the ones already in their Scrooge McDuck bathtub start to get a little tarnished. More »

Kanye West Is Totally Cool With Yeezus Leaking, Must Be Saving Up His Rants

Kanye West Is Totally Cool With Yeezus Leaking, Must Be Saving Up His Rants

The extent of my Yeezus experience has involved reading the most buzzed-about lyrics (“HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS” is my new motto), but one thing I just assumed was that Kanye would jump at the opportunity to be publicly outraged by the whole thing. However, apparently Kanye’s totally cool with the leak, even though his record label is taking the expected measures to find the perpetrator, according to TMZ. More »