Topic: Movies

10 Kids’ Movies With Hilarious Parental Guides On IMDb

10 Kids' Movies With Hilarious Parental Guides On IMDb

I don’t know if you know this, but there are these sections on IMDb movie profiles called “Parents Guides” that describe specific parts of the movie in detail that parents might not want their kids to see. It makes sense, since parents obviously want to be sure there’s nothing inappropriate or frightening in a movie their kids want to see. But that doesn’t make them any less hilarious to read. More »

Dakota Johnson’s Parents Won’t Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

Dakota Johnson's Parents Won't Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

There’s a reason parents stop giving their kids baths past a certain age, and since I’m almost positive most cultures practice lone-bathing through adulthood, it should go without saying that you don’t want your parents to see you naked when you’re an adult. And also that your parents definitely don’t want to see you naked, either. More »

A Guide To Understanding The Transformers Franchise, According To A Non-Fan

A Guide To Understanding The Transformers Franchise, According To A Non-Fan

Even though I have no experience with these films (or whatever toy/cartoon/Tolstoy novel/12-year-old boy’s drawing they were based on), I feel it’s my duty to provide a helpful guide to understanding them since the new one’s out. It’s my way of letting other non-fans know that they’re not alone in their ignorance, while causing fan-fans to despise me with every fiber of their Transformers-understanding being. More »

The Biggest Differences Between Hollywood Summer Vacation And Real Life Summer Vacation

The Biggest Differences Between Hollywood Summer Vacation And Real Life Summer Vacation

If a movie character were asked to keep a journal of his or her day-to-day summer experience, it would probably be full of exciting stories and interesting lessons learned. In real life, though, keeping a summer journal usually involves either documenting your meals or procrastinating for three months and then making something up the night before the new semester starts. More »

The 10 Best Movies About Summer To Watch On Netflix

The 10 Best Movies About Summer To Watch On Netflix

As of this past weekend, it’s officially summer. Can’t you just feel the sunburns and the sandy bathing suits now? Ahh, lovely. If you’re more the “staying inside where air conditioning exists” type, you might want some ideas for what to watch. Because other than eating and eating some more, there’s really nothing else to do indoors other than stream things on Netflix all day. More »