Topic: Movies

15 Times During The New Fifty Shades Trailer You’ll Realize How Bad It’s Going To Be

15 Times During The New Fifty Shades Trailer You'll Realize How Bad It's Going To Be

The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has arrived. Unfortunately I can’t say the same for Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan’s chemistry. That’s still pretty much nonexistent. As is any sign that this movie will be at all entertaining or sexy or interesting. And correct me if I’m wrong, but those are three qualities the filmmakers were probably aiming for their movie to possess, no? More »

Mama June Says Pumpkin’s Dad Is Actually A Different Sex Offender, So Glad She Cleared That Up

Mama June Says Pumpkin's Dad Is Actually A Different Sex Offender, So Glad She Cleared That Up

Remember yesterday when I told you that the newest stomach-churning piece of information in the Honey Boo Boo child molester saga was that the man who molested Mama June‘s daughter Anna might actually be the father of another of her daughters, Lauryn? Well today, June is here to reassure us that OF COURSE Mark McDaniel isn’t Lauryn’s father. That would be ridiculous! Lauryn’s father is actually a whole ‘nother sex offender. Don’t you feel stupid for thinking it was Mark? Insert facepalm here. More »

You’ll Be Shocked By How Little The Girl Who Played Teenage Elsa Got Paid For Frozen

You'll Be Shocked By How Little The Girl Who Played Teenage Elsa Got Paid For Frozen

Hey, do you guys remember that movie Frozen? I feel like it was about two singing sisters, one of whom could make snow, and my recollection is that everybody liked it and it made a ton of money. Like a record amount of money. Like over a billion dollars. Unless you were the teenage girl who provided the voice for young Queen Elsa, in which case it made you less than a thousand. Yikes. More »

The Theory Of Everything Was Way Too Nice To Stephen Hawking

The Theory Of Everything Was Way Too Nice To Stephen Hawking

So The Theory of Everything comes out today, but before you run out and see it, I should let you know that it goes pretty easy on its subject, Stephen Hawking. (Maybe you’ve heard of him?) It does a great job of showcasing his intelligence and the incredible obstacles presented by his debilitating disease, but it relegates some of the most interesting aspects of his life into the shadows. Like the fact that he’s widely regarded to be kind of a jerk. More »