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School Suspends Kid For Threatening A Classmate With The One Ring, Forgetting That It Answers To Sauron Alone

School Suspends Kid For Threatening A Classmate With The One Ring, Forgetting That It Answers To Sauron Alone

It’s a totally ridiculous reason for suspension, especially when you hear the details. I’m really sorry for you Aiden, and I’mma let you finish, but as a Middle-earth maniac I have approximately 10,000 jokes I want to make. That’s right, the same as the number of Uruk-hai who marched on Helm’s Deep. (This is happening, people.) More »