Topic: Movies

Kirk Cameron And His Ego Both Won Big At The Razzies Last Night For Saving Christmas

Kirk Cameron And His Ego Both Won Big At The Razzies Last Night For Saving Christmas

I don’t know about you, but I’m always so amped up for awards season–especially the Oscars–that I usually end up forgetting about the precious gem that is the Razzies. I know, what the heck is the matter with me?! That’s crazy talk. Because it always serves to remind us of the awful, horrible, terrible, no-good bad movies and performances of the last year. More »

School Suspends Kid For Threatening A Classmate With The One Ring, Forgetting That It Answers To Sauron Alone

School Suspends Kid For Threatening A Classmate With The One Ring, Forgetting That It Answers To Sauron Alone

It’s a totally ridiculous reason for suspension, especially when you hear the details. I’m really sorry for you Aiden, and I’mma let you finish, but as a Middle-earth maniac I have approximately 10,000 jokes I want to make. That’s right, the same as the number of Uruk-hai who marched on Helm’s Deep. (This is happening, people.) More »