Topic: Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Will End This Fall, But STDs Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving

MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall. I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore: Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More »

There Is A God, Because Snooki‘s New Son Lorenzo Has A Different Birthday Than Me

I was worried, but it looks like everybody came through because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s new son Lorenzo Dominic with fiance Jionni LaValle was born this morning, and thus has a different birthday than me. More »

Snooki Names Her Baby Alliteratively, Preparing Him For Life Of Porn Stardom

Snooki has released the name of her baby, and it sounds even more like a porn name than I thought it would. More »

Snooki & JWOWW Surprisingly Shows A More Mature Side To The Former Party Girls

It is very rare for anyone to be able to say, “I can speak for everyone here…” accurately. But I think I can actually speak for everyone by saying, we were all shocked when we found out that Snooki is pregnant. And even more shocked to find out that MTV cast Snooki and JWOWW on a Jersey Shore spin-off simply called Snooki & JWOWW. How could these two guidettes — best known for boozing and smushing — possibly pull off their own show? And how could they do it with a pregnant Snooki.
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PHOTOS: Snooki And JWoww’s Jersey City Apartment Is Very Depressingly Furnished

So the first photos of Snooki and JWoww‘s Jersey City apartment (the one where their new reality show Snooki & JWoww takes place) are out, and it looks surprisingly bleak inside for something presumably paid for by MTV. Poorly done wallpaper, cheap-looking furniture, and a pervasive sense of dread permeate each picture. I’m guessing this is at least partly because they had JWoww and Snooki do the interior design themselves (whose idea was that?) but whatever the cause, I think the network could have sprung for a slightly plusher environment for two of the its biggest cash cows. More »

Deena From Jersey Shore Is One Sad Meatball In Her New Mugshot

Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore was arrested this past weekend for disorderly conduct, and we’re ready and waiting to critique her just-released mugshot. More »

Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters! Snooki Is Having A Boy

Snooki is having a boy. The Jersey Shore star was hoping for a girl but, well, you can’t always get what you want. And needless to say, Snooki – who’s expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaVelle in September – isn’t holding back her disappointment surprise. More »

The GC Is New Zealand’s Equally-Slang-Ridden Answer To Jersey Shore

Ever wanted to know how to creep on an aunty without getting into a whawai? Read on to find out about New Zealand’s reality show The GC. (We swear no old ladies were hurt in the making of this show.) More »

The Situation Is Already A Reality Star — Can’t He Leave The Geek World Alone?

There is absolutely no reason why we needed a comic book series based on stories about The Situation and his family. Isn’t Jersey Shore enough? More »

What We're Reading:

The Jersey Shore House Is A Dump, But Not Only Because Of The Cast Members

The poor realtor in charge of the Jersey Shore Seaside Heights house shows TMZ photos of the messages — both loving and angry — that fans have left on the outside. More »

Please Don’t Buy Snooki’s Slippers For Your Children

Today in incredibly random celebrity-branded products, Snooki is rolling out a line of children’s slippers. It’s kind of like the mother-to-be is knitting baby booties, without all the pesky knitting. More »

DJ Pauly D Is ‘Addicted To The Cameras’…Maybe He Should Go To Rehab, Too

The Situation might be freshly out of rehab for his prescription drug problem, but it’s starting to sound like DJ Pauly D might need to go there next. His addiction? Reality TV show cameras. More »

Want To See The Absolutely Candid Reaction Face Of An Unwitting Jersey Shore Extra?

You hear stories of the Jersey Shore extras who claim everything on the show is staged. Which is why we love this genuinely “wtf” photo of a woman innocently dining in a Florence restaurant when the MTV camera crews barged in. More »

The Situation Will Have To Give Up All His Vices In Rehab

Sometimes when you give up one bad habit you lean on another, like overeating when you can’t go out for a cigarette. Unfortunately for The Situation he won’t have his exposed abs to comfort him in rehab; his sleeved shirts will have to remain down. No mention of whether or not fist pumping will be permitted.
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