MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall. I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore: Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More
Topic: Jersey Shore
I was worried, but it looks like everybody came through because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s new son Lorenzo Dominic with fiance Jionni LaValle was born this morning, and thus has a different birthday than me. More
Snooki has released the name of her baby, and it sounds even more like a porn name than I thought it would. More
It is very rare for anyone to be able to say, “I can speak for everyone here…” accurately. But I think I can actually speak for everyone by saying, we were all shocked when we found out that Snooki is pregnant. And even more shocked to find out that MTV cast Snooki and JWOWW on a Jersey Shore spin-off simply called Snooki & JWOWW. How could these two guidettes — best known for boozing and smushing — possibly pull off their own show? And how could they do it with a pregnant Snooki.
So the first photos of Snooki and JWoww‘s Jersey City apartment (the one where their new reality show Snooki & JWoww takes place) are out, and it looks surprisingly bleak inside for something presumably paid for by MTV. Poorly done wallpaper, cheap-looking furniture, and a pervasive sense of dread permeate each picture. I’m guessing this is at least partly because they had JWoww and Snooki do the interior design themselves (whose idea was that?) but whatever the cause, I think the network could have sprung for a slightly plusher environment for two of the its biggest cash cows. More
Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore was arrested this past weekend for disorderly conduct, and we’re ready and waiting to critique her just-released mugshot. More
Snooki is having a boy. The Jersey Shore star was hoping for a girl but, well, you can’t always get what you want. And needless to say, Snooki – who’s expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaVelle in September – isn’t holding back her disappointment surprise. More
Ever wanted to know how to creep on an aunty without getting into a whawai? Read on to find out about New Zealand’s reality show The GC. (We swear no old ladies were hurt in the making of this show.) More
There is absolutely no reason why we needed a comic book series based on stories about The Situation and his family. Isn’t Jersey Shore enough? More
The poor realtor in charge of the Jersey Shore Seaside Heights house shows TMZ photos of the messages — both loving and angry — that fans have left on the outside. More
You hear stories of the Jersey Shore extras who claim everything on the show is staged. Which is why we love this genuinely “wtf” photo of a woman innocently dining in a Florence restaurant when the MTV camera crews barged in. More
Sometimes when you give up one bad habit you lean on another, like overeating when you can’t go out for a cigarette. Unfortunately for The Situation he won’t have his exposed abs to comfort him in rehab; his sleeved shirts will have to remain down. No mention of whether or not fist pumping will be permitted.