From now on, whenever anything weird happens, I’m just going to assume Jimmy Kimmel orchestrated it. More
Did you guys know it’s Mock Obama Day on Twitter? I bet you didn’t. I personally found out when I was scrolling through Twitter and I’m now I’m spending the rest of my afternoon almost peeing my pants at my desk reading these out loud to my colleagues. More
Jerry Seinfeld went on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night to perform a stand-up set, and it just felt weird to me. I think it was because there was no puffy shirt. And by “puffy shirt,” I don’t literally mean it was weird because I can only enjoy his stand-up when he’s wearing a puffy pirate shirt. I mean it more metaphorically, as a reference to his show Seinfeld, aka the greatest comedy ever created, according to people who like to argue about that kind of thing. More
In the new comedy issue of GQ (you know, the one that inexplicably features James Franco on its cover?), Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride have a photo shoot together that I would like to frame and put in a haphazard cluster on my living room wall. Because that’s what they’re made for, being awkward family photos and all. More
Yo! I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I wanna really really really wanna watch this video of Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice) playing a prank on a British television show for the rest of the day… -ah! And then maybe some of the weekend, too. More
I very rarely give orders on this site (immediate lie), but you absolutely need to be watching Burning Love. More
So I’ve just heard that the white smoke came out of the baby’s mouth down old Vatican City way, so I’m assuming that we have a new pope. (I’m very knowledgeable about religious rituals, so you don’t need to look up or verify anything that I say on this topic; you can just trust me.) More
Oh, Louis CK, you can do no wrong in my heart. Ever since I waited on you that one time at the restaurant I used to work at, I feel like we’re best friends coming up in the comedy world together. Except I barely exist in the comedy world and you’re already firmly and rightfully positioned a complete and total genius. More
So Jessica Chastain did a decent enough job playing the young CIA officer who took down Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty, but could Lena Dunham have done an even better one? In a recently un-earthed audition tape, Lena shows us how to get information out of terrorist prisoners the Hannah Horvath way. More
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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the best and cutest couple in comedy television. And if you didn’t believe that already, check out this video of them performing Riskay‘s 2007 infidelity classic, “Smell Yo Dick.” More
Whether you are very excited that it’s Valentine’s Day, inconsolably sad, or coldly indifferent, I think there is one thing we can all agree on: The Bachelor is a ridiculous TV show, and web series Burning Love is a brilliant parody of it. And today brings us not one, but two new episodes to watch at our desks as we munch on our co-workers’ run-off chocolate. More
Happy Valentine’s Day, you poor miserable fools in relationships with actual living and breathing humans! I pity you and your dependence on fallible, emotional mammals. Me personally, I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with the new love of my life — the internet. More
Here are sixteen Valentine’s Day cards that you’ll enjoy whether you’re happily relationshipped or as single as I am this V-Day. But if you don’t like the Arrested Development ones, I should warn you that you’re destined to die alone. More
Zach Galifiniakis‘ wonderfully awkward web show Between Two Ferns is back with a star studded “Oscar buzz” edition featuring brilliant insights from Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Christoph Waltz, and Naomi Watts. Let’s get weird! More