Topic: Celebrity Tweets

Amanda Bynes Claims This Whole ‘Going Crazy’ Thing Is An Act, So I Guess Someone Should Mail Her An Oscar

While it’s nice to sit back and believe that she’s acting like this as a way to get more Twitter followers, it just doesn’t make sense. More »

11 Reasons You Need To Follow Zach Braff On Twitter Right Now

His tweets are so up close and so personal that they make you feel like you’re talking to a celebrity who also happens to be your hilarious and talented magical best friend. Is there anything better than feeling you like know one of your favorite celebrities? Let me answer that for you. No, no there isn’t. More »

Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To Murder Her Vagina, Because Manslaughter’s Like So Cliche

Not since Jimmy got shot in the halls of Degrassi, have I feared so much for his life. And for Amanda Bynes’ vagina. What does this mean? Benson? Stabler? More »

I Have Some Suggestions For The Lame-Brain Who Hacked Donald Trump’s Twitter

Donald Trump knows more than anyone that when life hands you an opportunity, you have to snatch it up. If it gives you a bumper crop of pure orange hair, you have to comb as much of it as possible onto your forehead for everyone to enjoy. With that in mind, I have only this to say to whoever supposedly hacked his Twitter account today — IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? More »

Judge All You Want, But James Blunt Just Won The Internet For Today

Do you have a sense of humor about how bad James Blunt may or may not be? Well you’re in luck, because so does James Blunt! More »

I’ve Had About Enough Of Azealia Banks And Her Use Of That Other F-Word

Azealia Banks may make great music, but she hasn’t been making herself a ton of great friends in the LGBTQ community recently due to her repeated and unapologetic use of the word ‘faggot’. More »

Chris Brown And Adele Have Officially Formed The Worst Friendship In Hollywood History

Chris Brown is so bad that he’s almost making me not love Adele as much anymore. This has gone too far. More »

Tom Daley Gives Us A Reason Not To Forget About The Summer Olympics Just Because It’s Snowing

Merry Christmas indeed, Tom Daley. More »

Jessica Simpson’s First Baby Poops Out Message Announcing New Baby

We all heard the rumors that Jessica Simpson had another bun in the oven, but she officially announced it by tweeting a bizarre photo on Christmas. More »

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Justin Bieber Is Really Impressed With Justin Bieber As Evidenced By His Shirtless Tweets

Justin Bieber is a vain little thing! Emphasis on “little.” More »

Model Melissa Stetten Live-Tweets Married Actor Brian Presley’s Attempt To Hit On Her

Model Melissa Stetten Live-Tweets Married Actor Brian Presleyâ��s Attempt To Hit On Her

Well, this is hilarious. While on a plane yesterday, model Melissa Stetten found herself seated next to some dude named Brian who kept trying to pick her up using all of the most tried and true methods: talking about how it was divine intervention that they sat next to each other, bragging about what a good, down-home guy he is, and meanwhile dropping hints about how he’s maybe kind of famous by talking about a project he worked on with Kurt Russell.

To amuse herself during this grueling ordeal (and it is grueling to be stuck on a plane with some douchebag that you can’t escape), Stetten live-tweeted the whole ordeal. More »

Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters! Snooki Is Having A Boy

Snooki is having a boy. The Jersey Shore star was hoping for a girl but, well, you can’t always get what you want. And needless to say, Snooki – who’s expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaVelle in September – isn’t holding back her disappointment surprise. More »

10 Reasons Why We Should All Help Jason Segel Reach One Million Followers On Twitter

The case for why you should start following Jason Segel on Twitter, if you aren’t already. More »

Hilarious Tweeter Rainn Wilson Tweets Not Hilarious Date Rape Joke

There’s nothing more disappointing than when a funny person crosses the line and says something offensive. Or in the case of Rainn Wilson, tweets something offensive. More »

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