Topic: Celebrity Quotes

Katie Couric Apologizes To Kim Kardashian And All Is Now Right With The World

Katie Couric Apologizes To Kim Kardashian And All Is Now Right With The World

After the most ridiculous 19-hour feud ever, Katie Couric has offered an apology of sorts to Kim Kardashian and assured us all that she meant no ill-will.  In case you blinked and missed it, Katie Couric recently told a reporter that she doesn’t “understand why the Kardashians are so famous” (a question that is always in the back of my mind as well, if you must know). More »

Lena Dunham Doesn’t Care What You Think Of The Patrick Wilson Girls Episode

Lena Dunham Doesn't Care What You Think Of The Patrick Wilson Girls Episode

Remember that Patrick Wilson episode of Girls where he and Lena Dunham spent two days together enjoying steaks and sex with each other and the water pressure in Patrick Wilson’s absurdly large and glass-walled shower? I remember it, because it made me feel weird, which is apparently the exact same argument that Lena got from everyone after that episode. More »

Jaden Smith Wanting Estrangement From His Parents Is My New Favorite Story Ever

Jaden Smith Wanting Estrangement From His Parents Is My New Favorite Story Ever

I must have done something really deserving of good celebrity news karma, because the most glorious story just got dropped into my internet lap. The only thing is, I can’t think of what my celebrity good deed might’ve been. Did I hold back Quvenzhané Wallis’ hair as she drunk-vommed on New Years, or back Hugh Jackman in that street brawl he instigated? We may never know, but none of that matters because Jaden Smith wants to be estranged from his parents and Will Smith is busy somewhere giving THE WORLD’S BEST QUOTES ABOUT IT. More »