Topic: Celebrity Quotes

Ryan Gosling Tells An Adorable Story About His Childhood, Inspires Me To Go Back In Time And Babysit Him

Every time you don’t think Ryan Gosling can charm you anymore, he pulls another anecdote out of his seduction closet and does it again. More »

Jaden Smith Wanting Estrangement From His Parents Is My New Favorite Story Ever

I must have done something really deserving of good celebrity news karma, because the most glorious story just got dropped into my internet lap. The only thing is, I can’t think of what my celebrity good deed might’ve been. Did I hold back Quvenzhané Wallis’ hair as she drunk-vommed on New Years, or back Hugh Jackman in that street brawl he instigated? We may never know, but none of that matters because Jaden Smith wants to be estranged from his parents and Will Smith is busy somewhere giving THE WORLD’S BEST QUOTES ABOUT IT. More »

Angelina Jolie Gets A Double Mastectomy, Instantly Becomes Bravest Woman In Hollywood

In a New York Times Op-Ed that will make you cry, Angelina Jolie explains how her mother’s fight with breast cancer as well as the high odds that she would get the same cancer led her to the decision to get both of her breasts removed. It’s an extremely touching essay, made more poignant by the fact that she’s Angelina Jolie. More »

Let’s Pour Some Out For Rob Kardashian’s Admittedly Tiny Penis

Just so you know, Rob Kardashian thinks that for every ten pounds of weight you lose, your dick gets an inch bigger. Well then I guess you’re about to be a regulah Clydesdale, Rob. More »

Scott Disick Talking About Kourtney Kardashian Is The Opposite Of Romantic

I don’t think we’ve taken time to properly appreciate what a gift we have in Scott Disick, you guys. That right there is a man who has absolutely no problem sharing his real life thoughts and opinions, no matter how deplorable, and we’re lucky enough to have him on a reality show. More »

Heyyy Brother — Buster Bluth Talks New Arrested Development Episodes

With May 26th quickly approaching, the fateful date that the new Arrested Development episodes will be released, I’m at a point where I’ll click on anything that even approximates an update. But luckily for me, these quotes from Tony Hale, who plays Buster Bluth on the show, are actually quite informative. More »

Jon Hamm Is Surprisingly Mad At Us For Talking About His Penis

You remember Jon Hamm‘s penis, right guys? Crushable introduced you last fall? Well turns out he’s seeing someone now, and his name is Jon Hamm. Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them apart, and Jon Hamm has some surprisingly sharp words for the public and our obsession with his ~~little~~ big friend. More »

Lena Dunham Finally Says Something That Every 20-Something Girl Can Understand

Never did I ever think Lena Dunham and I would see eye-to-eye on anything. Even with my glasses on. Sure we’re both girls living in New York City, but besides that we don’t really have anything in common. More »

Jennifer Lawrence Wants To Be On The Bachelor, But Only If Everyone Gets Killed Off

So I heard this totally weird rumor this morning that’s making me feel kind of funny inside. More »

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Thank Goodness Emma Stone’s Man Voice Is Finally Starting To Pay Off

With her new movie The Croods coming out, Emma Stone is finally being rewarded for being a man-voiced human cartoon. Her words, not mine. More »

Allison Williams Never Got Preferential Treatment, Except For When She Did

Sometimes you’re Allison Williams, and your dear newscaster father Brian Williams gets you a job as Tina Fey‘s personal assistant — but don’t worry! That’s an opportunity that would’ve been available to anyone your age, so don’t let it make you feel any kind of way. More »

Olivia Wilde Doesn’t Think She’s Beautiful Enough For Jason Sudeikis, So I Feel Great

There’s nothing in this world that makes me feel better than a gorgeous gazelle of a model / actress talking about being unattractive, so I feel pretty great about Olivia Wilde saying she’s ‘not beautiful enough’ for fiance Jason Sudeikis. More »

Ed Sheeran Not Allowed To Have A Credit Card, Also Change His Own Diaper

You guys, isn’t that just the cutest baby picture of Ed Sheeran, noted leprachaun and rumored Taylor Swift paramour?? Look at his little toddler cheeks, and glinting infant eyes! Look how he’s holding his head up! What a strong neck! Good job, little baby Ed Sheeran, you’ll be walking soon! More »

Emma Watson Defends Kristen Stewart In Ultimate Harry Potter and Twilight Heroine Crossover

I love Emma Watson. I love Harry Potter. Emma Watson starred in Harry Potter. I do not like Kristen Stewart. I also do not like Twilight. Emma Watson recently defended Kristen Stewart’s scandalous antics. Therefore, arithmetic dictates I must love Kristen Stewart and Twilight. I’m so confused now! More »

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