Topic: Celebrities

Beyonce Is Pregnant, And I’m Pretty Sure We All Willed It To Happen

Beyonce Is Pregnant, And I'm Pretty Sure We All Willed It To Happen

Well, you guys, we really accomplished something. We speculated and speculated about Beyonce being pregnant, and we made it happen. Either that or the general public is a lot better at spotting pregnant celebrities than we initially thought. But either way, Beyonce is totally expecting Baby Number 2 with her husband Jay-Z, and we’re going to have another little Carter tot to not see the face of for the first portion of his or her adorably fierce life. More »

‘Justin Bieber Abandons His Monkey’ Is Not Something I Expected To Write Today

'Justin Bieber Abandons His Monkey' Is Not Something I Expected To Write Today

As of right now, Justin Bieber has until midnight tonight to reclaim his monkey Mally, or else she becomes the responsibility of German authorities. Yes, because that’s the best way to make an impression on an irresponsible tiny millionaire — “Either you take care of this monkey or we’re gonna take care of it for you so you don’t have to worry about it anymore!” More »

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »

Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI…Or Kills Someone

Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI...Or Kills Someone

In the crazy, crazy town called Hollywood, where every move a star makes is followed, from walking the red carpet to buying toilet paper, those same stars have to constantly be on alert about what the paparazzi catch on their fancy photograph machines. Now Mindy Kaling is all, “You won’t catch me drinking alcohol and then use that picture when you talk about my possible future DUI.” More »

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen is responsible for a lot of the entertainment, but her interviewing skills managed to coax me into acquiring a crush on Chris. I never thought I’d ever be a Pine Nut, but it might be happening. Mostly because Chris admits he cries easily. And I like that, because I cry easily too. I’m crying right now just thinking about the fact that I cry easily. More »