Topic: Celebrities

Rihanna Hits A Fan At Her Show, Giving Us Yet Another Reason To Skip Her Concerts

Rihanna Hits A Fan At Her Show, Giving Us Yet Another Reason To Skip Her Concerts

Are you guys sure you should still be going to Rihanna concerts? They’re getting to be kind of a crapshoot at this point, dontcha think? Pretty much nine times out of ten, she’s gonna show up super late because of being out late partying the night before, and now she’s taking swings at people, too? If I wanted to spend time with someone who was gonna show up late, mumble through a song, and try to hit me in the face, I’d hang out with a baby, amiright? More »

Miley Confirms She Wasn’t Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was

Miley Confirms She Wasn't Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was

Did you know there’s a drug reference controversy going on about Miley Cyrus‘ new song? Neither did I, but Miley would like there to be, so let’s get to speculating. In the decidedly uninspiring single ‘We Can’t Stop’, Miley has a line where it sounds like she’s either saying ‘dancing with Miley’ or ‘dancing with molly’. Oh cool! Just a coupla girl’s names, right? WRONG. You’re forgetting that this is the year 2013, and you are hopelessly out-of-date on drug terminology, you old coot. More »

Jimmy Fallon And Brad Pitt Had A Yodel Conversation, But Don’t Worry, There Are Subtitles

Jimmy Fallon And Brad Pitt Had A Yodel Conversation, But Don't Worry, There Are Subtitles

Yodelayheehoo! Yodel yodel! Oh sorry, I didn’t see you there. What’s that? You don’t speak yodel? Well then I guess I should translate what I just said for you. What I was saying was, “I have a very fun yodeling video to show you this morning!” And it’s a good thing there are subtitles in this video so you can understand what the yodelers involved are yodeling when they yodel. More »

Demi Lovato Gives A Speech About Her Rehab Stay That Warms My Grinch-y Heart

Demi Lovato Gives A Speech About Her Rehab Stay That Warms My Grinch-y Heart

After all the negative feelings I got out of my system about Marilyn Monroe yesterday, I really needed someone to lift my spirits, y’know? A real world role model who could restore my faith in humanity’s ability to rise above addiction and take help that was offered. Maybe a talented young woman confronting her problems head on and taking the necessary steps to get herself back on track. Someone like Demi Lovato. More »

Katy Perry Says She’s Still ‘Madly In Love’ With John Mayer And I Am All Ears

Katy Perry Says She's Still 'Madly In Love' With John Mayer And I Am All Ears

I gotta give a shoutout to John Mayer for doing an excellent job tickling all my gossip bones today. First he put a song that’s almost definitely about Taylor Swift on his new album, for which I’m eternally grateful, and now Katy Perry is spilling the dirt on their relationship, too? It feels like my birthday and Christmas and Arbor Day all rolled into one! More »

Johnny Depp Just Got Trampled By A Horse, No Big Deal

Johnny Depp Just Got Trampled By A Horse, No Big Deal

Johnny Depp just definitively proved that horses hate racism. Stop, wait. Yes, I will explain that sentence, but let’s all allow it to marinate for a minute first, because those are not words I thought I ever would say. It’s just that I was watching this behind-the-scenes featurette for The Lone Ranger just now, and it’s chock full of symbolism and whatnot. There have always been rumors and whispers (and full-on shouts) that this movie is gonna be racist towards Native Americans, but this is the first time I’ve seen a horse get involved in the debate. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s the first time I’ve seen a horse get involved in any debate. More »