Topic: Zayn Malik

Louis And Zayn Smoke In Public — Fifty Points From One Direction House

Louis And Zayn Smoke In Public -- Fifty Points From One Direction House

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my careful study of British celebrities over the years, it’s that every citizen of the UK falls into one of the Harry Potter houses, which is how I knew to take fifty points away from Gryffindor House as soon as I heard that Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik of the popular singing band One Direction were seen smoking in public. More »

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

These are trying times in the celebrity universe. It used to be that music stars were advised to get back into shape after they’d been around for years and were preparing for their fifteenth farewell tour. Age had caught up to them, they got a little flabby, and they couldn’t fit into their leather pants anymore. But now it looks like even the youngest stars are letting themselves go. That includes British boybanders One Direction. More »