Topic: Zayn Malik

Louis And Zayn Smoke In Public — Fifty Points From One Direction House

Louis And Zayn Smoke In Public -- Fifty Points From One Direction House

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my careful study of British celebrities over the years, it’s that every citizen of the UK falls into one of the Harry Potter houses, which is how I knew to take fifty points away from Gryffindor House as soon as I heard that Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik of the popular singing band One Direction were seen smoking in public. More »

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

These are trying times in the celebrity universe. It used to be that music stars were advised to get back into shape after they’d been around for years and were preparing for their fifteenth farewell tour. Age had caught up to them, they got a little flabby, and they couldn’t fit into their leather pants anymore. But now it looks like even the youngest stars are letting themselves go. That includes British boybanders One Direction. More »

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

One Direction Ruined Their Fans' Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

Louis Tomlinson Got A New Tattoo Suggesting He’s Not That Into One Direction

Louis Tomlinson Got A New Tattoo Suggesting He's Not That Into One Direction

Louis Tomlinson, a lesser members of One Direction who is not in possession of the rakish good looks of Zayn Malik or the womanizing charm of Harry Styles, has learned over time that he has to distinguish himself in other ways. One of those ways is by having the same hairstyle as Harry but a different face, and the other one is by getting a shit ton of tattoos. More »

The Boys Of One Direction Turn A Creepy Song Adorable In This ‘Self Shot’ Video They Made For Charity

The Boys Of One Direction Turn A Creepy Song Adorable In This 'Self Shot' Video They Made For Charity

“One Way Or Another” is a creepy song, if you pay attention to the words. Essentially, the singer is promising to stalk his or her object of affection until that fateful day when they “getcha getcha getcha getcha” (ominous!). Debbie Harry pulled it off because she was a stone cold babe, and now the boys of One Direction have taken their own shot at it. More »

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