This is the day, you guys. This is the day all of our Parent Trap fantasies come screeching to a halt, because it’s become clear that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are never ever ever getting back together because I knew you were trouble when you walked in feeling twenty-two. Shoot. I think I blacked out and started reciting Taylor Swift again. Always happens in moments of trauma. More
Topic: Will Arnett
This Father’s Day, it’d be a good idea to get your dad a nice little card, in which you should write something nice about him being a great father. Something like, “Thanks so much for not smothering me as an infant even though I cried all night!” should do the trick. In case you’re not into talks of asphyxiation (weirdo), you could also just thank him for not being anything like these TV fathers, none of whom should have been entrusted with the responsibility of caring for their TV children. More
Sometimes in life there exists someone whose existence is so fabled and magical that you feel like they are a mirage sent just to be a hero for you. You assume they don’t have their own likes and dislikes or any kind of life struggles, because that would be confusing and disruptive to the shimmering image of them that you hold in your brain. Amy Poehler is that person to me, which is perhaps why it’s so emotionally devastating that it seems like she really is dating Nick Kroll. More
I can’t think of anything more terrible in the entire world. Anything. Seriously, please tell me something more tragic than two funny people having an unfunny child. More
We’ve been getting lots of tidbits of late, and the cast interviews are consistently delightful. Like this latest one from Will Arnett with the New York Times. Will talks about reprising his role as Gob Bluth, and he has something he wants us to remember if we ever run into him and would like him to dance for our amusement. More
Does anyone else catch a case of the warm and fuzzies when you hear about cast members from TV shows hanging out in real life? For some reason, it really just does it for me. More
It wasn’t until I saw these new character posters, which actually show each of the actors in costume, that I felt like the new season was really almost here. There’s something about seeing them all in one place as their characters that really makes the new season feel so close I can touch it. More
Like a mirage of an oasis floating in the desert, sometimes I don’t believe that the new Arrested Development episodes really exist. I want them so desperately and I’ve waited so long for them that they’ve attained an almost mythic status in my brain. More
It was only a matter of time before the movie business cashed in on popular kids’ show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Usually, with movies like this, I would just roll my eyes and move on with my life. But now Will Arnett has been cast in the Turtles remake, and I’m starting to suspect I might go see it. More
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As sad as I still am about her divorce from Will Arnett, I’m happy she’s dating Nick Kroll. He’s a pretty funny guy and I would by lying if I told you I didn’t debate dating him myself . More
If there’s one good thing about Arrested Development, it’s everything. But if there are two good things about it, then the second good thing is all the inside jokes. And one of their best jokes is all the celebrities who parody themselves on the show, including Liza Minelli, who turns sixty-seven today! Happy birthday, Liza! More
How are we still so far away from the season premiere of Arrested Development? I’m honestly not sure how much longer I can wait for it to premiere before I start going crazy. And by crazy, I mean channeling my inner Tobias Funke and crying in my cut-offs in the shower.. More
Okay. So. New Arrested Development preview pictures came out today, and I’m starting to feel a little scattered, with so much information coming from all directions. So let’s get it all in one place, shall we? Yes, let’s do. More
It’s finally 2013, which means the new Arrested Development episodes come out THIS YEAR. Viva la actual details about the format from creator Mitch Hurwitz! More