Topic: Will Arnett

Will Arnett Has Replaced Amy Poehler With Katie Lee, As If That’s Acceptable

Will Arnett Has Replaced Amy Poehler With Katie Lee, As If That's Acceptable

This is the day, you guys. This is the day all of our Parent Trap fantasies come screeching to a halt, because it’s become clear that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are never ever ever getting back together because I knew you were trouble when you walked in feeling twenty-two. Shoot. I think I blacked out and started reciting Taylor Swift again. Always happens in moments of trauma. More »

12 TV Dads Who Should Totally Have Their Custody Taken Away

12 TV Dads Who Should Totally Have Their Custody Taken Away

This Father’s Day, it’d be a good idea to get your dad a nice little card, in which you should write something nice about him being a great father. Something like, “Thanks so much for not smothering me as an infant even though I cried all night!” should do the trick. In case you’re not into talks of asphyxiation (weirdo), you could also just thank him for not being anything like these TV fathers, none of whom should have been entrusted with the responsibility of caring for their TV children. More »

So I Guess Amy Poehler Really Is Dating Nick Kroll, Huh?

So I Guess Amy Poehler Really Is Dating Nick Kroll, Huh?

Sometimes in life there exists someone whose existence is so fabled and magical that you feel like they are a mirage sent just to be a hero for you. You assume they don’t have their own likes and dislikes or any kind of life struggles, because that would be confusing and disruptive to the shimmering image of them that you hold in your brain. Amy Poehler is that person to me, which is perhaps why it’s so emotionally devastating that it seems like she really is dating Nick Kroll. More »