Topic: Wes Bergmann

‘The Challenge’ Awards: If You Don’t Vote With Us, You Have to Beat Us

'The Challenge' Awards: If You Don't Vote With Us, You Have to Beat Us

As you might have noticed, I did not recap The Challenge last week. Because I don’t have cable and like to get screencaps of the episodes, I watch them online. But MTV.com decided that last week’s episode wouldn’t be available until August, so I had no way to watch it. However, I apparently missed Kenny being a loser and CT schooling everyone again, so I feel contented that nothing bad happened. So let’s get back to business, shall we? More »

‘The Challenge’ Awards: You Can Strategize All You Want But You Still Have to Win

'The Challenge' Awards: You Can Strategize All You Want But You Still Have to Win

On last week’s episode, some stuff happened. And even though I didn’t like CT and Adam being teammates, I liked the idea of CT schooling all the morons on this show. Robin and Aneesa bid farewell, which means that I will not get another chance to hear Aneesa utter one of my all time favorite Challengeisms, “I will cut you with words.” Anyway, let’s get back to this week’s episode, where everyone is acting like five-year-olds. Drunk five-year-olds. More »

The ‘Challenge’ Awards: Punching Someone Gets You Sent Home, Unless You’re CT

The 'Challenge' Awards: Punching Someone Gets You Sent Home, Unless You're CT

You guys, I love the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Even though it’s not really the Real World/Road Rules Challenge anymore because they haven’t aired Road Rules in like a decade (except that weird Viewer’s Revenge thing, which we’re not talking about) and most of the people on these shows now got started on Fresh Meat, so now the show is just called The Challenge. This year’s theme is “Rivals,” and that means the contestants are paired up with people they hate. I’m ready for another season of hookups, screaming, and bungee jumping. So let’s do this. More »