Topic: Welcome To Myrtle Manor

Welcome To Myrtle Manor: The Urination Investigation Concludes. Sort Of. Not Really.

Welcome To Myrtle Manor: The Urination Investigation Concludes. Sort Of. Not Really.

Last night on TLC’s Welcome to Myrtle Manor the greatest mystery in trailer park history — perhaps even in world history — was solved. Sort of. Maybe. Kind of. A little bit. Not Really. Actually, not at all. Marvin the security guard’s urination investigation concluded, but the trailer park demanded a retrial, citing evidence tampering. Let’s unpack this week’s episode, shall we? More »

Welcome To Myrtle Manor Puts On The World’s Greatest / Weirdest Beauty Pageant

Welcome To Myrtle Manor Puts On The World's Greatest / Weirdest Beauty Pageant

TLC’s trailer park tale Welcome to Myrtle Manor continued to charm me beyond comprehension this week as the residents put on a beauty pageant in an attempt to stop last week’s cat-fighters (Amanda, Jessica and Lindsey) from arguing. Because the best way to prevent fighting among young women is to have them compete in a pageant… We’ll just overlook that questionable reasoning for now and enjoy how the event plays out. More »