Because it wasn’t my turn to take one for the team, I didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night. However, I did watch some photos of people’s outfits on my computer screen, and they’ve already told me more than I need to know about the proceedings. Here’s a sampling of what I think went down, based solely on red carpet photos. More
Topic: vanilla ice
The UK has finally come to love Vanilla Ice, thanks to his recent stint on reality show Dancing on Ice. In March, the BBC reported that Ice would play Captain Hook in — get this — a pantomime version of Peter Pan. Can we get a resounding WHAT THE HELL? More
The jig is up. Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe have apparently been doing it. And according to Us Weekly, this has been going on for months! How sneaky to not let the nosey gossip world in on such a secret until now. We think Reese Witherspoon is shaking her huge 4-carat diamond engagement ring at you Rihanna…and she is laughing.
I see her now all up on her BBM chatting at Kate Winslet: “Yuck! OMG what a loser, I thought she was smarter than that! Oh well, at least Rihanna is hot.” Then Kate is all: “Oh no! Rihanna has The Herp!” Then they proceed to send LoL and all those other patronizing BBM acronyms that exist.
But as weird as the temporary coupling of Rihanna and Ryan might be, it’s definitely not the weirdest thing that Hollywood has hurled at us. Let’s take a moment to look at the weirdest bedtime pairings that Hollywood has presented over the last few decades, shall we? More
Vanilla Ice, Still Sad That Things Between Him And Madonna Didn’t Work Out – I mean, if you were Vanilla Ice, wouldn’t you be bummed too? (The Frisky)
Vanilla Ice Attempts 300th Comeback – We wonder if Vanilla’s new home makeover show for the DIY Channel has anything to do with that attempt to fly a car through a ring of fire and land in a water raft stunt we saw yesterday. (via In Entertainment)
Vanilla Ice Attempts to Incinerate Self, Fails - We don’t know why Mr. Ice tried this pyrotechnic Evel Knievel bit – involving jumping a car into some flaming hoops and landing on a water raft – but the epic FAILness of this video should at least be enough to make him viral. (via Liveleak)
If you’re a fan of the X Factor, you may already know about Jedward, the Irish brothers (John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes, woof) whose poppy covers and blond Ed Westwick-y charm didn’t … More
Rapper Coolio got iced over the weekend, meaning that the trend of bros icing bros has officially jumped the shark, right? Apparently not, until someone “ices an ice” :Vanilla Ice, Ice-T, or Ice Cube. Or Ashton Kutcher, who just deserves … More
Now that Spencer‘s been banned from The Hills set, Heidi Montag is traveling with an entourage of six body guards and acting like a diva. When asked to explain her behavior, she said “I’m a movie star now!” (Us Magazine) … More
Image details: Grand Opening Of Mario Barth’s Starlight Tattoo At House Of Blues served by picapp.com Actually that part about staying away from rapping isn’t EXACTLY true, but don’t you wish it was? Especially before the world was infected with … More