Topic: vampires

This Woman Wants To Marry A Cardboard Cutout Of Robert Pattinson, But She’s Not Actually Crazy

Is Lauren Adkins a Twihard and/or an objectum sexual with a special kink for cardboard Edward Cullen? Nope! Turns out she’s an artist with the most interesting thesis idea. More »

Even If You Hate Breaking Dawn Part 2, You’ll Love These New Characters

Just as things are starting to look pretty dire for super creepy CGI baby Renesmmee, The United Nations of Vampires agree to join the Cullen clan to stand against the Volturi. While Twihards across the country can agree that the conclusion to The Twilight Saga is epic (by Twilight standards, which isn’t very high) it’s these new, special vampires that really steal the show. Even though I thought my little twi-heart was shattering into little pieces, it was actually being made whole. More »

Why Breaking Dawn, Part 2‘s ‘Big Twist’ Was The Smartest Thing Twilight‘s Ever Done

The big twist in Breaking Dawn, Part 2 — you know what I’m talking about — was unexpected, cathartic, and exactly what Twihards needed. Join our spoilerific discussion! More »

Even Though I Made Fun Of Twilight, I’m Sad To See It End

After Breaking Dawn, Part 2 comes out this Friday, I’m really gonna miss going to Twilight midnight screenings with screaming fans. More »

Giveaway: Win Twilight: The Complete Journey Paperback Book!

Long before The Twilight Saga became an international phenomenon, Entertainment Weekly was writing about it and Twilight: The Complete Journey represents the best of five years’ worth of behind-the-scenes access. EW’s writers won the trust of the cast and Stephenie Meyer … More »

Video: Adorable Little Girl Tells Pippa Middleton She Hates Princesses

Ever have a faux pas with someone where you’re like “I hate skateboarders” and they’re all like, “my brother happens to be a pro skateboarder, thanks much, asshole”? Well, a little girl just did that to Pippa Middleton and did not give one fuck. More »

Supernatural Breaks Up Sam And Dean And Creates A Bromance Love Triangle With Vampire Benny

Supernatural is really fun to watch if you imagine that Sam and Dean are lovers, and now Dean has a new boyfriend, a vampire named Benny from Purgatory. More »

True Blood Sex Recap: ‘You Smell Like Mint And Peaches’

Remember how annoyed I was with everything about True Blood last week? Well, the fourth episode of True Blood‘s fifth season has picked up quite a bit, earning itself a tidy little sex recap. And as sex and violence tend to overlap quite a bit in Bon Temps, it will also be something of a violence recap. More »

True Blood S5E3: Everyone But LaFayette, Pam And Eric Needs To Go Away Forever

I know, I know, every True Blood recap should probably be titled this. But this week’s episode was especially egregious. More »

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Proves What’s Wrong With True Blood And Twilight

Don't Make A Big Deal Out Of Your Female Character Being Badass

From giving your hero a clear weapon to making your fight scenes as balls-to-the-wall crazy as possible, six lessons from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter for today’s sparkly, oversexed vampires. More »

Emma Stone Looks About One Shade Of Foundation Away From A Drug Overdose

First the zombified Vogue cover, and now this? Our plucky Emma Stone is turning into an undead creature right before our very eyes. More »

True Blood S5E2: The Only Thing Scarier Than Vampires Is The US Government

Last night’s episode of True Blood was lousy with references to the Bush administration. Unfortunately, nobody’s head ended up on a spike. More »

True Blood Is Back, And It’s Just As Great A Guilty Pleasure As Ever

True Blood is back, y’all! And after making us wait an agonizing nine months for its return, you can bet Alan Ball‘s ridiculous vampire telenovela has rewarded us patient fans with just as much drama, gore, and gratuitous nudity as ever. More »

It Doesn’t Matter Who Tina Majorino Plays On True Blood, Because We’ll Love Her Anyway

It doesn’t matter that the details on Tina Majorino‘s character are frustratingly vague, because you’ll love her on True Blood no matter what. Still, click through to see what we do know, and ponder what she could bring to season 5. More »

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