You go to sleep in your own bed after a long day at work, and you come to in Olympic Village, surrounded by the sounds of vigorous Olympic sex. Don’t panic. I know it’s tempting to run around like you’re at an all-you-can-sex buffet, but you have to finesse this. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’d have a great time with every single person there, but if you think like that, you’ll get overwhelmed and squander this opportunity. More
Topic: Usain Bolt
While I ate skittles for breakfast this morning, Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, known to everyone as the world’s fastest runner, beat an Olympic record by running the 100-m in 9.63 seconds. As in one second he lined up to run a race and 9.63 seconds later he won a gold medal for being superhuman. Which I think we can all agree falls under the “I’m impressed, seriously, no sarcasm” category.
Now that we’ve all decided that we’re voting for gymnast Gabby Douglas as our next president in the 2012 elections, we’re moving our obsessive focus to Usain Bolt. More
This is a fun parody mashup of Lost and Harry Potter; sounds like these guys had a little too much fun with their action figures!