Because the best way to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II‘s reign is to create a mini “Diamond Jubilee” on your privates. More
In 2008, the China Olympics’ opening ceremony involved a giant scroll and Chinese characters. The 2012 London Olympics will star James Bond (a.k.a. Daniel Craig) in a short film sanctioned by Queen Elizabeth II herself. More
Objectum sexuals are back in the zeitgeist, with Amanda Whittaker telling how she ended a relationship with her drum kit for Lady Liberty. More
Some tips for newcomers to Downton Abbey on how to talk to your friends who are already obsessed with the show and how to tune in to the season 2 premiere, January 8 on PBS. More
S Club 7 reunites at a performance of Jersey Boys in London. – ‘Cause it ain’t no party like an S Club party when you’re celebrating former member (the band split in 2003) Jon Lee taking over the lead role of Frankie Valli. (The Daily Mail)
It’s been a busy weekend of fabulous fundraising here in merry old England. Comic Relief is one of the biggest events on the charity calendar, where every year, one evening is dedicated solely to fundraising. The money goes toward helping the poor, without a cent going toward operating costs or salaries. With a live telethon and money being pledged with the celebration of comedy, every celebrity (worth their Louboutins and Savile Row suits) clamours to get involved. More
When I read that a new book with 200 blank pages had outsold both Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code on Amazon’s sales charts, I figured that this was some ingenious stunt, that the book must have a great joke attached to make people actually buy it.
Not quite. Comedian Sheridan Simove‘s book, titled What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex, is a one-note joke. In fact, you’ve probably already figured out the punchline. Yes, it’s that the book is empty. Because men don’t think about anything but sex! Now, this would provoke a giggle when browsing through in the bookstore, but I can’t imagine why someone would actually pay $10 for it. (FYI, the book is currently out of stock on Amazon.) More
Have you heard? Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged! It’s been something like eight years in the making, and Prince Dubya finally proposed while “on holiday” in Kenya. And what does William like best in his new fiancee? Is it that charming smile or those big brown eyes? We bet its those wacky hats Kate always seems to be wearing around town. Before Kate ditches them to make room for a tiara, here’s a look at the craziest hats the princess-to-be has worn atop her royal head.
Jessica Alba is in featured this month’s issue of UK Cosmopolitan. Jessica opened up to the magazine about giving birth, being bullied in high school and relationships. On relationships Jessica said: “I understand why some women use men for sex.” … More
The upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan (U.K.) features a 6 page spread about Jessica Alba. In this article Jessica opens up about sex, men, being blonde and her newborn Honor Marie. Jessica says that she “Understands why some women use men … More
Guys, we are not the only ones hating Jessica Alba being pregnant and not the only ones happy about the quick weight drop. Jessica Alba herself feels just like us… In August’s issue of Cosmopolitan magazine (UK) Jessica opened up … More
When I first ran across these scans I thought to myself, GREAT! INSTYLE magazine (UK) in January will feature Jessica Alba, awesome. But when I looked closely at the photos they looked familiar… That is when I realized that they’ve … More