Topic: Two And A Half Men

Crush Links: Rihanna Goes Pantless

Crush Links: Rihanna Goes Pantless

Rihanna performing pantless. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

John Travolta has been car jacked. (Hollywood Hiccups)

George Clooney gets married… in a commercial. (Have U Heard)

•What did you think about the new Two And A Half Men? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried rock the cover of W Magazine. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Steve-O got smacked down at the roast of Charlie Sheen. (Have U Heard)

• Not the best front cover pic of Brad Pitt. (Lainey Gossip)

Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ Trailer Is a Thousand Times Nicer Than My Apartment

Ashton Kutcher's 'Two and a Half Men' Trailer Is a Thousand Times Nicer Than My Apartment

I have a single television set in my living room equipped with basic, SD cable; Ashton Kutcher‘s trailer has seven 60-inch, 3-D plasma TVs. My apartment has a single bathroom that my two female roommates and I all share; Ashton Kutcher’s trailer has two bathrooms. My kitchen countertops have been sprayed with pesticide more times than I care to recount; Ashton Kutcher’s trailer’s kitchen has granite countertops. I have a fire escape with a wobbly ledge that one could conceivably use to make a private phone call; Ashton Kutcher’s trailer has a conference area. More »

Snap This: CBS Isn’t Wasting Any Time Rebranding ‘Two and a Half Men’ with Ashton Kutcher

Snap This: CBS Isn't Wasting Any Time Rebranding 'Two and a Half Men' with Ashton Kutcher

I’m late on this photo since it’s from the CBS upfronts in May, but it’s still jarring: The network slapped together remaining Two and a Half Men stars Jon Cryer and Angust T. Jones with their new co-star Ashton Kutcher. Even though the show is currently on hiatus, CBS presumably wants to present a united front and shove all memories of Charlie Sheen‘s drug use and warlock-inspired ranting into a far corner of the TV audience’s brains. Something about this photo just really seems to be pushing it. I wonder if they’ll keep Kutcher’s long-hair-and-goatee combo, to really distance him from the clean-shaven Sheen. More »

The Best Quotes from Roseanne’s Essay In New York Magazine

The Best Quotes from Roseanne's Essay In New York Magazine

I really fucking love Roseanne. She’s a ball-busting woman who wasn’t afraid to take on the boys’ club of comedy, she doesn’t give a shit whether people think she’s pretty, and her sitcom Roseanne was one of the only shows unafraid to portray American life honestly instead of aspirationally. (Shocking fact: there are people in America who aren’t glamorous and skinny and live in New York or Los Angeles.) Reporters kept calling her and asking her to comment on the Charlie Sheen/Two and a Half Men situation, and instead of giving them quotes she wrote this kickass essay about her experiences working on a feminist show and how hard it is for women to get ahead in an industry that values dumb, misogynist shows. I want to get drunk with this woman right now. More »

Casting of Ashton Kutcher Reinforces My Desire Never to Watch ‘Two and a Half Men’

Casting of Ashton Kutcher Reinforces My Desire Never to Watch 'Two and a Half Men'

After weeks of speculation around actors from Hugh Grant to Rob Lowe, there’s finally a casting decision for Charlie Sheen‘s replacement on CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. And the lucky winner is Ashton Kutcher. You know, that guy who spent years mugging to the camera on Punk’d and blinking aimlessly while Mila Kunis acted around him on That ’70s Show. You know, the one who’s now more famous for being married to Demi Moore and doing Kabbalah ceremonies than for acting. More »

Crush Links: Britney Spears Would Allegedly Expose Herself Until She Was Given Her Favorite Soda

Crush Links: Britney Spears Would Allegedly Expose Herself Until She Was Given Her Favorite Soda

Britney Spears‘ former bodyguard claims he has nude photos that she sent to him. He also claims she used to expose herself to him until he bought her cans of soda. Not much else to say. (The Superficial)

Charlie Sheen officially got the ax from Two and a Half Men. He also refers to one of the producers as “whatshiscock.” (The Frisky)

But, the creator of The Walking Dead, says he wants Charlie Sheen on his show. (Perez Hilton) More »

Excerpts From 20/20′s ‘Charlie Sheen: In His Own Words’

Excerpts From 20/20's 'Charlie Sheen: In His Own Words'

Charlie Sheen‘s been in the media everywhere lately for alleged drug use, love of porn stars, alleged domestic violence, and erratic behavior. He gave rambling radio interviews and just decided to do an ABC 20/20 interview from inside his home. There was a lot about this interview I didn’t understand: why he drinks water through his eyes, who the fuck the “Goddesses” are, why he uses such nerdy terminology (“winning,” “terrestrial realm,” “wizard,” and “warlock,” to name a few). I have to sympathize with him. He seems like he’s going through such a rough time, and he gave me like 20 of my craziest quotes in the first seven minutes of his interview. So, here are some of the most bizarre quotes from the interview: More »