Topic: twitter

We Rank The Top Ten Weirdest Things Amanda Bynes Has Done, To Date

You may not have been following her actions as closely as I have of late, but let me be the first to tell you that Amanda Bynes has really been exercising her crazy muscle in the past year or so. More »

It’s Time For Drake To Start Getting A Little Nervous About Amanda Bynes

Drakeand Amanda Bynes are in the middle of quite an intriguing Twitter beef…as long as that’s what you call it when one member of said beef is obsessed with the other, and the other has no idea. I just would like for him to be as concerned about it as I am. More »

This Should Surprise No One, But Shia LaBeouf Is Being Kind Of A Dick

I can almost guarantee that this won’t be the last time I say this in my life, but Shia LaBeouf is being kind of an asshole, you guys. I get that friction happens between actors the way it has been between Shia and Alec Baldwin, but what I don’t get is why it’s necessary for Shia to continue posting their private correspondence publicly on Twitter. More »

Neil Patrick Harris Did Not Call Off His Wedding, So Calm Your Tits

Sorry for using the phrase ‘calm your tits’ in the title, but somebody used it on me the other day, and now I can’t stop saying it. What does it mean? How can you tell if they’re not calm? What do they do? And why were they so amped up in the first place? We’ll talk about Neil Patrick Harris in a second, but first I need to get to the bottom of this. More »

Is Taylor Swift’s Embrace Of Taylor Swift Parodies Evidence She Is Getting A Sense Of Humor About Herself?

As you may know, there have been many parodies of Taylor Swift‘s hit song “I Knew You Were Trouble” floating around, some of which are very funny in a very stupid way. Why, just today, I discovered a new one in which her high-pitched “aahs” are replaced with a motion activated paper towel dispenser! More »

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old Quvenzhané Wallis The C-Word

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old QuvenzhanÃ© Wallis The C-Word

Here is a list of a few things I like: Quvenzhané Wallis. The Onion. Irreverence. So isn’t it strange that when all those things are combined, I don’t like them at all? Like when The Onion jokingly and irreverently referred to Quvenzhané, 9, as the c-word in a now-deleted tweet. More »

I Have Some Suggestions For The Lame-Brain Who Hacked Donald Trump’s Twitter

Donald Trump knows more than anyone that when life hands you an opportunity, you have to snatch it up. If it gives you a bumper crop of pure orange hair, you have to comb as much of it as possible onto your forehead for everyone to enjoy. With that in mind, I have only this to say to whoever supposedly hacked his Twitter account today — IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? More »

Shia LaBeouf Quits Broadway Play ‘Orphans,’ Tweets Private Emails In Explanation

As you may have heard, Shia LaBeouf, master of his craft, has officially dropped out of “Orphans,” a Broadway play he was set to star in alongside Alec Baldwin. As you also may have heard, he tried to elucidate the situation by tweeting out some email correspondence between himself, Alec Baldwin, and others involved with the play. Juicy? More »

The Black Keys vs. Justin Bieber Part Deux: Patrick Carney Takes It To A Hilarious Level

Earlier this week, we wrote about the post-Grammys feud between polar music opposites Patrick Carney of The Black Keys and Justin Bieber, which began because Justin Bieber wasn’t nominated for any Grammys whatsoever. More »

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I’ve Had About Enough Of Azealia Banks And Her Use Of That Other F-Word

Azealia Banks may make great music, but she hasn’t been making herself a ton of great friends in the LGBTQ community recently due to her repeated and unapologetic use of the word ‘faggot’. More »

Harry Styles Shows He Has A Google Alert On His Name In The Best Way Possible

If you thought One Direction‘s Harry Styles was too busy being in a famous boy band to read the things people write about him, let alone respond to them, think again. Earlier today, Harry provided definitive proof that he has a Google alert on his name. And he did it by tweeting about Socrates! More »

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