Topic: twitter

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

Miley Cyrus Gets Death Threats From Taylor Swift Fans, So We Have That In Common

Celebrities — they’re just like us! They shop for their own groceries, they get pimples in that terrible place on the inside of their nose where it hurts so much to make any facial expression, and they get death threats from Taylor Swift fans. More »

Forget Cats, ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’ Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To The Internet

Just watch Gos refuse cereal and tell me you’re not entranced and obsessed and filled with an uncontrollable desire to make him eat the goddamn cereal. More »

Drake’s Fans Threaten Kat Dennings, Because That’s Just Part Of Being A Real Fan These Days

In a heartwarming story that will make you fear for the future of our country, Kat Dennings went on Chelsea Lately last night and talked about the time Drake’s fans threatened her for daring to interact with him on Twitter. More »

9 Totally Understandable Reasons Why Kanye West Tweeted Out June 18th

There are many mysteries in our great and vast universe. But right now the only that matters is why Kanye West tweeted out June 18th. Not only did he tweet that out with no explanation, but he also chose that as his first tweet. More »

Your Stupid Laugh Of The Day: Celebrity Tweets Set To Music

Justin Bieber just really wants you to know that naptime was good, okay? Let’s sing about it. More »

Almost Half Of Justin Bieber’s Twitter Followers Are Fake, So I Don’t Know What’s Real Anymore

Life is funny, you know? One minute you think you know what’s real, and the next minute almost half of Justin Bieber’s Twitter followers are fake. It really makes you wonder about what we’re all doing here, doesn’t it? More »

11 Reasons You Need To Follow Zach Braff On Twitter Right Now

His tweets are so up close and so personal that they make you feel like you’re talking to a celebrity who also happens to be your hilarious and talented magical best friend. Is there anything better than feeling you like know one of your favorite celebrities? Let me answer that for you. No, no there isn’t. More »

Your Daily Tragic Amanda Bynes Update, Now With 100% More Redhead

I’m still waiting on someone with some kind of blood connection or friend connection to this girl to get on a plane and head out to New York to fix her, but until then I guess I’ll just keep dutifully cataloging Amanda Bynes‘ escalating mental illness. More »

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5 Facts About The Janoskians…Aka Why #NotABoyBand Is Trending On Twitter

In case you’re like me and have your finger on the pulse of society social networks, you may have noticed that #notaboyband was trending earlier today on Twitter. “What’s this?” you might have wondered, “I would like to be included on this topical reference!” More »

Lena Dunham Has Never Been To A Gay Wedding — My Mind Is Blown

In her defense, she predicts they’d be very uplifting. More »

Amanda Bynes Has A Lot Of Confusing Things To Say To You — Yes, You — On Twitter

Amanda Bynes has become quite an aficionado of the second-person perspective in her tweets. Whether she’s speaking of the abstract “you” or addressing a specific yet unnamed “you,” Amanda really likes to say “you” a lot, and it’s often in a negative context. Her latest “you”-heavy tweets are directed at everyone from the people she doesn’t follow or reply to on Twitter, to mysterious, unidentified exes who are “still tryna holla.” And yes, it’s all just as nonsensical as it sounds. More »

The Insider’s Guide To Getting A Celeb To Favorite Your Tweet

I put my hard-earned college degree to work by scavenging through the Twitter accounts of these famous social updaters to decode their favoriting formula and, therefore, their entire approach to life. More »

Twitter Hackers Are Inexplicably Trying To Break Up Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield

Don’t Twitter hackers have anything better to do than try to break up wonder-couple Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield with anagrams? Yeah, that’s right — ANAGRAMS. More »

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