Apparently Kristen Stewart is planning a pretty big week for herself, because it’s only Monday and she’s already saying she stands by every mistake she’s ever made. Every mistake? You sure? Because you’ve already had some doozies. More
Here’s what I learned from digging through some of the dirtiest celebrity fanfic on the internet right now. Now let me tell you about it so you don’t have to read through it yourself. More
Welcome to day three of Crushable’s 12 Days of Sexual Fanfic — Twilight! It’s not the traditional way to celebrate Christmas, reading fan-created stories about their favorite characters getting…ahem…intimate, but it’s one way! More
Your guide to understanding (and defending yourself against) all the crazy pop culture fan bases out there right now, from Directioners to Team Breezy to Beliebers and back again. More
It’s a simple math equation — the further we get from the Twilight movies, the more people who come out of the woodwork and admit that they never liked the franchise in the first place. It’s like something (money) was holding them back from sharing their true feelings until now, and now that that thing (money) is gone, they can finally speak their minds. More
I don’t know what we owe the Internet gods for surfacing this 2008 video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke, but probably everything plus a few first borns. More
While he hasn’t stopped complaining about his career-making role yet, because, well glittery vampires, he has managed to find the time to add something new to his list of things he finds dreadful. And that new thing is fame. It’s just so tiring to be so in demand all the time!
Oh Robert Pattinson, you sweet sweet treasure. Aren’t you just the most precious thing ever, opening your mouth and making silly words come out of it? It’s adorable that you think you’re missing out on parts because you don’t crush it out at the gym on a regular basis and not because of a suspicious lack of talent at doing anything besides brooding and sparkling in the sun. More
And not in the way where he’s curious about your life and what you get up to. In the ‘HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR YOU TIME YOU SILLY TWIT’ way. More
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Whether you love the in/famous Twilight series so much that you alienate your family and friends due to your obsession or you hate it as much as Robert Pattinson does, you surely have an opinion on it. And, naturally, so does its creator, Stephanie Meyer, although it probably isn’t the one that you might expect. As a matter of fact, Stephanie just joined the “Wow, I Wish I Never Wrote That” club with a lifetime platinum membership because she thinks that the books and the movies are stone cold life-ruiners. More
Robert Pattinson has been announced as the new face of the fragrance Dior Homme. “Homme” means “man” in French, so it’s a fancy way of saying it’s a men’s fragrance. So get ready to run into a lot of 13-year-old girls who smell like fancy French men. I’m assuming. More
This year’s Teen Choice Awards nominees have recently been announced and they taught me a few things about the youngsters these days. More
Up until very recently, I found myself horrified by the legions of fans who found Robert Pattinson attractive. Sure fetishes exist, but I couldn’t believe this many women had a thing for men who didn’t bathe. More
Robert Pattinson got Kristen Stewart a pen for her birthday this year. Ha, what a cheapskate, right? Oh, wait, the pen actually cost 30,000 British pounds and is one of 40 that exist on Earth. More