Topic: TV Recaps

Girls Is Terrible, And Such Small Portions: Back And Forth Forever

Everyone claims to hate Girls, but everyone watches it, even Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you’re reading these recaps. More »

Yes, Adam Levine Made Me LOL Last Night On SNL… So What?

I surprisingly and reluctantly admit that Adam Levine did not suck as the host of SNL last night as much as I thought he would. More »

Buckwild: The Rodeo’s Comin to Town!

What smells like a wet coonskin cap, tastes like flat coors light and lasts 30 minutes longer than it should? That’s right, rangers. It’s another episode of Buckwild. More »

I Love You Best Week Ever, But You’re Not What You Used to Be

Naturally, with the inaugural comeback show last night, I was jazzed to the point of forgoing Friday night plans to catch the first airing. More »

The 12 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Parts Of American Horror Story

Last night, American Horror Story found me in a position of vulnerability. I had a fever, and I watched it right before bed and yes, I’ll admit it gave me some very sweaty nightmares, which it obviously had been wanting to do very badly since I first started mocking it on the internet. But as with most of life’s horrors, I have no choice but to continue laughing, lest I start to cry. More »

The 13 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Parts Of American Horror Story

American Horror Story is getting pretty good, you guys. I’m so wrapped up in what happens to all its very doomed characters that their pain is almost not funny to me anymore. Almost. Luckily, there are still lots of LOLZ-worthy moments. Let’s begin. More »

The Best And Worst Of Dexter: ‘I Can Get Pretty Dirty’

This week’s episode of Dexter contained more sexual tension than you could shake a murder weapon at. There were dates, smoldering glances, and vagina flowers galore. And then, there was…j/k, no spoilers on the front page. Click through to relive the magic! More »

The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Parts Of American Horror Story

American Horror Story is quickly morphing from something I begrudgingly watch for work, to something I begrudgingly watch because I need to see what happens to the characters. Nympho Chloe Sevigny, Lesbian Reporter, Obviously Framed Murderer, Giant Lips Nun (as played by Jessica Lange)…I feel like I know them all! And so, without further ado, I give you: the ten most unintentionally hilarious parts of last night’s American Horror Story. More »

The Best And Worst Of Dexter: Every Villain Has A Secret

As this season of Dexter progresses, it seems to be getting improbably better. We’ve got two new villains (one smart, one dumb), the incest plot is (mostly) on the back burner, Louis is all the way dead. Let’s tally some points and see where we stand. More »

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The Best And Worst Of Dexter: When Strippers Fall For Cops

This week’s Dexter was a mixed bag of scary-good and funny-bad, as per ushe. But you know what? With the number of times I gasped in this episode, I’d say this season is starting to hit its stride. Without further ado, I give you: the best and worst parts of Dexter season 7, episode 3, a.k.a. “Buck The System.” More »

Breaking Bad Season Finale: TV’s Most Intense Show Kicks It Up A Notch

In contrast to its Emmy-bait compatriot Mad Men, Breaking Bad is an extremely moral show. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, a loose end is never just a loose end, and you can count on each and every chicken (or fly, as the case may be) to come home to roost. SPOILERS AHEAD, OBVIOUSLY. More »

Last Night’s Breaking Bad Solidified Hitman Mike As The Show’s Best Character

That’s all I can say without giving anything away. Don’t read ahead if you don’t want to see spoilers from this week’s episode! More »

Last Night’s Mad Men Showed All Of Sally Draper’s Terrifying Options For How To Be A Woman

For those who found last week’s tripartite LSD episode gimmicky, this week’s Mad Men represented a return to the show’s standard format in the form of linear plot development, 1960s gender politics, and some good, old fashioned sexual angst. As an added bonus, some of said angst was Freudian! (I’m looking at you, Professor Asshole.) As usual, the theme of generational shift also played a big part. More »

Pete Campbell Got His Ass Kicked So Badly On Mad Men Last Night, I Almost Felt Bad For Him (But Not Quite)

Is there a scary-sounding German word for “pity combined with loathing”? Because that’s what I feel for Pete Campbell right now. More »

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