Lucky 7 centers on Gold Star gas station in Astoria, Queens, whose workers have all been throwing in on a lottery pool for years. And — spoiler alert — before the end of this episode THEY WILL WIN THE LOTTERY. Obviously. Because with characters like this, why wouldn’t we give them $45 million to split between seven of them?! More
Topic: TV Recaps
Last night was a big night on Game Of Thrones, you guys. Based on the amount of violence and gore that took place in Sunday night’s episode, I now understand why the show took last week off. They were saving up all the cringe-worthy moments and packing them into the final ten minutes of the same episode. It was rough, errbody. It was really rough. More
I surprisingly and reluctantly admit that Adam Levine did not suck as the host of SNL last night as much as I thought he would. More
What smells like a wet coonskin cap, tastes like flat coors light and lasts 30 minutes longer than it should? That’s right, rangers. It’s another episode of Buckwild. More
Naturally, with the inaugural comeback show last night, I was jazzed to the point of forgoing Friday night plans to catch the first airing. More
Last night, American Horror Story found me in a position of vulnerability. I had a fever, and I watched it right before bed and yes, I’ll admit it gave me some very sweaty nightmares, which it obviously had been wanting to do very badly since I first started mocking it on the internet. But as with most of life’s horrors, I have no choice but to continue laughing, lest I start to cry. More
American Horror Story is getting pretty good, you guys. I’m so wrapped up in what happens to all its very doomed characters that their pain is almost not funny to me anymore. Almost. Luckily, there are still lots of LOLZ-worthy moments. Let’s begin. More
This week’s episode of Dexter contained more sexual tension than you could shake a murder weapon at. There were dates, smoldering glances, and vagina flowers galore. And then, there was…j/k, no spoilers on the front page. Click through to relive the magic! More
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American Horror Story is quickly morphing from something I begrudgingly watch for work, to something I begrudgingly watch because I need to see what happens to the characters. Nympho Chloe Sevigny, Lesbian Reporter, Obviously Framed Murderer, Giant Lips Nun (as played by Jessica Lange)…I feel like I know them all! And so, without further ado, I give you: the ten most unintentionally hilarious parts of last night’s American Horror Story. More
As this season of Dexter progresses, it seems to be getting improbably better. We’ve got two new villains (one smart, one dumb), the incest plot is (mostly) on the back burner, Louis is all the way dead. Let’s tally some points and see where we stand. More
This week’s Dexter was a mixed bag of scary-good and funny-bad, as per ushe. But you know what? With the number of times I gasped in this episode, I’d say this season is starting to hit its stride. Without further ado, I give you: the best and worst parts of Dexter season 7, episode 3, a.k.a. “Buck The System.” More
In contrast to its Emmy-bait compatriot Mad Men, Breaking Bad is an extremely moral show. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, a loose end is never just a loose end, and you can count on each and every chicken (or fly, as the case may be) to come home to roost. SPOILERS AHEAD, OBVIOUSLY. More
That’s all I can say without giving anything away. Don’t read ahead if you don’t want to see spoilers from this week’s episode! More