The restricted trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has plenty of vampires getting bloodily ripped apart, but surprisingly no sex or explicit language. More
Topic: True Blood
Christopher Meloni seems to be bringing some of his Law & Order: SVU ridiculousness to his True Blood role, judging by this teaser: His super-old vampire Roman just comes off looking cheesy rather than powerful. More
True Blood has enough dumb plot lines without putting Sookie in a some sort of Twilight vampire baby situation. More
Citing physical and creative exhaustion, Alan Ball will not serve as True Blood‘s showrunner if the sexy vampire drama makes it to season 6. However, he said in a statement, “I know I could step back and the show will continue to thrive.” More
Does vampire crime fall under the purview of the Special Victims Unit? And is that going to be a conflict of interest for Christopher Meloni, who’s set to play a vamp on True Blood? And will we even let such thoughts get in the way of how excited we all are for this to happen? More
Australian hunk (seriously, if anyone gets to be called a hunk, it’s this guy) Ryan Kwanten turns 35 today. Happy birthday Ryan! To celebrate, we got the True Blood star twelve photos of himself, without clothing on. Oh, and we also found him a toilet that flushes the right way. More
Nerd alert: New York Comic Con was this weekend. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What? New York Comic Con? I’ve heard of San Diego Comic Con; but NEW YORK Comic Con? Nonsense!” But, you see, it is not nonsense. And for those of us who can’t haul arse all the way out to California every year, it’s a boon. And that, my friends, is why it deserves a drinking game. Were you at New York Comic Con this weekend? If yes, play along. If no, play along anyway. Drunk nerd are HILARIOUS. (Did I mention that I’M a drunk nerd? Because I am. Par-tay!) More
The couple who poses in the buff together, stays together? More
Ah, Sesame Street: Making television for toddlers palatable to adults since 1969. Not only did it revolutionize educational television, but perhaps even more impressively, it made sure that the parents, teachers, babysitters, and other adults watching the show with their favorite three-year-olds wouldn’t go crazy from its inanity. And what exactly is it about the show that makes it so amazing, however old or young you are? Its pop culture references. Little kids may not know who Isaiah Mustafa is, but their parents certainly do. Let’s take a look at some of Sesame Street’s best pop culture parodies, shall we? You just might learn something yourself! More
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• Amanda Knox gets porn offer? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Ashton Kutcher having a threesome on his anniversary? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Celebs at the Louis Vutton fashion show. (Have U Heard)
• Disney Channel and True Blood collaborate. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Check out Justin Bieber’s Christmas album cover art and track list. (Hollywood Hiccups)
Lady GaGa goes topless. (Have U Heard)
George Clooney has a new girlfriend. (Lainey Gossip)
Too bad she booted another actress out of the role. But if you’re going to play the villain from Sleeping Beauty, there better be some evil behind-the-scenes shenanigans. More
In a lot of ways, True Blood Season 4 was like sex with someone you hate: misguided, unbearably awkward, and inevitably not worth the effort. Yeah, there was a moment of pleasure toward the end, but as soon as it was over, you felt dirty for enjoying it even a little.
Speaking of sex, Sunday night’s season finale was pretty eventful, huh? Let’s break it down relationship by relationship. Just because True Blood lacks structure doesn’t mean this article has to. More
The latest Vampire Diaries posters have elicited two very strong reactions from fans/people in the blogosphere: 1) Amusement at the play on “forbidden fruit”; 2) utter disgust at all the blood. And it is pretty gross. We get it — it’s a show about vampires, who subsist on humans’ blood. But they’re about a ton of other stuff, too: Super strength, sexy brooding guilt, wicked fangs and claws. Why don’t we see those in posters more often? More