The final season of True Blood started and I am a few months away from finally being free of this terrible show that I continue to watch. Major spoilers ahead from last night’s season premiere, so proceed with caution. More
Topic: True Blood
You know that thing where you’re trying to focus on a TV show’s plot but your attention keeps getting diverted to the gorgeous actors, instead? I know that feeling very well. More
Since I’ve always thought Bill Compton was basically a woman in every other True Blood season, it’s fitting that he is renamed “Billith” (a mixture of Bill and Lillith) in this week’s season six premiere. More
The big twist in Breaking Dawn, Part 2 — you know what I’m talking about — was unexpected, cathartic, and exactly what Twihards needed. Join our spoilerific discussion! More
I’ve been having a very rough week dealing with the news of the Amy Poehler/Will Arnett split, so I’m beyond thrilled that not-divorcing-nor-ruining-my-reality celebrity couple Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have welcomed their little twins into the world. More
To be a True Blood fan is to put up with a lot. An obnoxious main character, ridiculous plot lines, and an ever-expanding Noah’s Ark of supernatural creatures. The show’s campy absurdity has always been a part of its fun, and whatever sins it commits to make you go “I can’t believe I’m still watching this” are usually balanced out by its better characters and abundance of beefcake. But even True Blood has its own internal logic and standards (or at least it used to), and last night’s season finale was a bridge too far. More
It takes a special blend of werewolf DNA, G-strings, and San Diego Comic-Con to make Oscar winner Octavia Spencer fight with Community‘s Yvette Nicole Brown and Parks and Rec‘s Retta over their fantasy boyfriend Joe Manganiello. More
Remember how annoyed I was with everything about True Blood last week? Well, the fourth episode of True Blood‘s fifth season has picked up quite a bit, earning itself a tidy little sex recap. And as sex and violence tend to overlap quite a bit in Bon Temps, it will also be something of a violence recap. More
I know, I know, every True Blood recap should probably be titled this. But this week’s episode was especially egregious. More
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Last night’s episode of True Blood was lousy with references to the Bush administration. Unfortunately, nobody’s head ended up on a spike. More
True Blood is back, y’all! And after making us wait an agonizing nine months for its return, you can bet Alan Ball‘s ridiculous vampire telenovela has rewarded us patient fans with just as much drama, gore, and gratuitous nudity as ever. More
It doesn’t matter that the details on Tina Majorino‘s character are frustratingly vague, because you’ll love her on True Blood no matter what. Still, click through to see what we do know, and ponder what she could bring to season 5. More
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