Topic: triathletes

The 10 Best Athletes To Have Olympic Sex With, Depending On What You Want

The 10 Best Athletes To Have Olympic Sex With, Depending On What You Want

You go to sleep in your own bed after a long day at work, and you come to in Olympic Village, surrounded by the sounds of vigorous Olympic sex. Don’t panic. I know it’s tempting to run around like you’re at an all-you-can-sex buffet, but you have to finesse this. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’d have a great time with every single person there, but if you think like that, you’ll get overwhelmed and squander this opportunity. More »