The world’s most heroic toy builders just announced that they’ve created a Patricia Krentcil doll. While everyone else worried about her child getting burns from being in a tanning bed, these real Americans figured out a way to merchandise the leather-faced disaster. And just in time for Mother’s Day. More
Our new favorite Etsy user is some dude who calls himself Frankentoys. This, um, artist takes apart stuffed animals and sews them back together in bizarre combination with other plush creatures. It’s like somebody nuked a Toys ‘R Us!
In addition to the mutant flounder from Finding Nemo, our pal Frank also offers a two-headed Winnie the Pooh, a Mr. Potato Head dinosaur and Tigger with a teapot head. We’re not sure what on earth child would actually want to own one of these. Maybe some relative of David Lynch? Stop playing God, Frankentoys! More