Topic: Tom-Cruise

The MI:5 Movie Is Coming, So I Guess The Mission Isn’t That Impossible

Tom Cruise just signed on for the fifth Mission Impossible, which makes me think that maybe these missions aren’t so impossible after all… More »

Who Exactly Volunteered Their Child To Be Suri Cruise’s Body Double?

I get that Suri Cruise is famous and all, but she’s also six years old, so why exactly does she an identical copy of herself roaming the city with her visiting parks and eating fro-yo? More »

Is Katie Holmes Quitting Acting To Go To Law School?

Scientology refugee Katie Holmes is reportedly packing up all of her smartest blazers and all of Suri‘s tiniest heels to ready herself for an unexpected career change: from acting to lawyering. I guess she was impressed with what her divorce lawyers did for her! More »

10 People Sofia Vergara Should Date Instead Of Nick Loeb Now That They Might Be Breaking Up

Word on the street is that things are kind of rocky between Modern Family star Sofia Vergara and her fiance Nick Loeb, so we put together a list of ten other celebrities that we think Sofia should date instead. You know…just in case. More »

Just Some Photo Proof That Katie Holmes Should Hire A Nanny For Suri Cruise

While I initially worried that Suri Cruise contracted that horrid disease that Colin has in Secret Garden that prevents him from walking without performing black magic, I realized that it’s more likely Suri just hates the crowds and the paparazzi. More »

Tom Cruise Sure Is Being Shady For A Straight Guy With Nothing To Hide

What does it usually mean when people go to great lengths to cover up evidence? I forget… More »

Tom Cruise Has A New 26-Year Old Girlfriend, Now Just Needs A New Jumping Couch

Hold on to your jumping-couches, folks, because Tom Cruise has a brand new girlfriend. Her name is Cynthia Jorge and she’s 26 and ‘breath-taking’. Obvi. More »

10 Things We’ve Already Forgotten Happened In 2012

TomKat started 2012 married, Blue Ivy started it not born, and we didn’t get One Direction ’til March? Here are ten pop culture highlights you’ve already forgotten. More »

The 3 Best Rebounds For Justin and Selena Now That They Are Broken Up

Since they were together for a pretty long time, each of them is going to need an awesome rebound guy or girl, which is where we come in. No need to date around, Selena and Justin. I’ve found the perfect rebounds for both of you More »

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Meet Alexander Rhodes, The Movie Extra Who Became Famous Thanks To Reddit

Thanks to a weird combo of Reddit upvotes and IMDb ranking actors by internet traffic, Jack Reacher movie extra Alexander Rhodes is more “famous” than star Tom Cruise. More »

A Guy Says: A Guide for Auditioning Your Personal Life, Inspired By Tom Cruise

This week, Vanity Fair revealed to us that Tom Cruise held auditions for the role of girlfriend in his own life. Not in a biopic or an action movie. But in his own life! That is fantastic. More »

Vanity Fair Claims Scientologists Pressured Bella And Connor Cruise To Reject Nicole Kidman

In heartwarming family news that could double as a Hallmark card, more sources step forward to say that scientologists forced Bella Cruise and Connor Cruise to reject Nicole Kidman as their mother. It’s not that they didn’t like Nicole Kidman, it’s just that the Scientology Book of Nonsense Rules and Science Fiction says she totally sucks. Like on a scale from 1 to The Worst Human Being Ever Born, she’s an 11.
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How To Prepare For Suri Cruise’s Very First Day Of School

Take a deep breath and do a yoga pose. Because yes, today is the day we knew would eventually come. The day when Suri Cruise trades her jetset life full of Disney World dream vacations and pediatric botox treatments for a backpack and a pencil case. More »

This Woman Could Have Been Mrs. Tom Cruise If Only She Could Hear Properly

When you’re auditioning to be Tom Cruise‘s wife, it’s best to act as “Stepford Wife” as possible. More »

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