Topic: Toddlers & Tiaras

Video: A Toddlers & Tiaras Dad Brings The Alt Scene To The Pageant World

Pageant-themed, black light activated, neck tattoos are actually a thing. More »

What Your Favorite TLC Series Says About You!

Any true TV enthusiast has stumbled upon TLC programming at some point during a game of TV guide roulette. It usually starts as one click, just the first few minutes, just to see how it feels. Then hours later you’re sucked into a TV marathon of greatness, trying to figure where all of Sunday went. More »

This Week On Toddlers & Tiaras & Therapy: 3-Year-Old Says ‘I’m Sexy And I Know It’

I always assume psychology students watch Toddlers & Tiaras with visions of dancing dollars signs in their head. The show’s a rare sociological opportunity to see future teen moms before they’re even out of their own diapers. More »

A Former Production Assistant On Toddlers & Tiaras Talks About How Awful The Moms Were

A former production assistant on Toddlers & Tiaras did a fascinating Reddit AMA where she called out the obsessive moms and lying dads. More »

The Moms From Toddlers & Tiaras Are Just Trolling Us Now, Right?

After seeing what went down on last night’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, I’m starting to think that all these crazy pageant moms are just trolling us. More »

Eden’s World Is A Completely Unnecessary Show That Will Result In Necessary Therapy For Eden Wood

I’m all about indulging on guilty pleasures on TV and therefore I could easily spend an entire Sunday mindlessly watching Toddlers & Tiaras. However I could barely spend 30 minutes watching the series premiere of the 7-year-old pagent queen Eden Wood’s new reality show Eden’s World. More »

War Of The Reality TV Moms: Toddlers & Tiaras Vs. Dance Moms

I’m obsessed with watching bad parenting unfold on television. It’s like watching someone else’s future therapy bills just pile up on the screen. The more horrible the parents’ grammar when they’re yelling at their children, the more I want to record the show in my head so I can play it back in my brain forever. More »

Things I Wish Eden Wood Would Do Instead Of Starring On Her Own Reality Show

While I don’t believe Eden Wood and I would get along if we ever met, I do believe she deserves better than starring on a reality show before she loses all her adult teeth. More »

Infamous Stripper Baby From Toddlers & Tiaras Finally Cleans Up Her Act

In case your therapist proved clever enough to erase the memory of seeing 3-year-old Paisley Dickey dressed up like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman on Toddlers & Tiaras, let me refresh your memory. More »

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Behold: The Weirdest Jenner Family Portrait You’ll See Today

While I have no doubt that Kris Jenner’s children would be the Honey Boo Boo Children of the world if she had had that opportunity in the ’90s, she never actually got a chance for her children to participate. But it’s never too late to get freaky, is it? More »