Here’s the thing you always have to remember: good parents don’t put their kids on TV. They just don’t. No matter how “badly the kids want it” or how much money the kids “will save for college.” The negatives always out weigh the positives when it comes to reality TV. That’s obviously what makes it so fun to watch as viewer, but so horrible to participate in as a child. More
Topic: Toddlers & Tiaras
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Any true TV enthusiast has stumbled upon TLC programming at some point during a game of TV guide roulette. It usually starts as one click, just the first few minutes, just to see how it feels. Then hours later you’re sucked into a TV marathon of greatness, trying to figure where all of Sunday went. More
I always assume psychology students watch Toddlers & Tiaras with visions of dancing dollars signs in their head. The show’s a rare sociological opportunity to see future teen moms before they’re even out of their own diapers. More
A former production assistant on Toddlers & Tiaras did a fascinating Reddit AMA where she called out the obsessive moms and lying dads. More
After seeing what went down on last night’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, I’m starting to think that all these crazy pageant moms are just trolling us. More
I’m all about indulging on guilty pleasures on TV and therefore I could easily spend an entire Sunday mindlessly watching Toddlers & Tiaras. However I could barely spend 30 minutes watching the series premiere of the 7-year-old pagent queen Eden Wood’s new reality show Eden’s World. More
I’m obsessed with watching bad parenting unfold on television. It’s like watching someone else’s future therapy bills just pile up on the screen. The more horrible the parents’ grammar when they’re yelling at their children, the more I want to record the show in my head so I can play it back in my brain forever. More
While I don’t believe Eden Wood and I would get along if we ever met, I do believe she deserves better than starring on a reality show before she loses all her adult teeth. More
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In case your therapist proved clever enough to erase the memory of seeing 3-year-old Paisley Dickey dressed up like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman on Toddlers & Tiaras, let me refresh your memory. More