Topic: Toddlers and Tiaras

10 Celebrities Who Could’ve Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

10 Celebrities Who Could've Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

Toddlers And Tiaras returns tonight, which is a relief because I finally identified what exactly what was missing from my life, and it was screaming girlchildren all made up and standing in a row. There’s something about the timbre of a baby beauty queen’s voice that I just can’t get anywhere else; it’s the perfect combination of shrill and demanding, with just the tiniest dusting of Pixi Stick powder sprinkled over the top. More »

This Week’s Toddlers And Tiaras Features A Nine-Year-Old Pageant Girl Who Eats Worms

This Week's Toddlers And Tiaras Features A Nine-Year-Old Pageant Girl Who Eats Worms

And the Honey Boo Boo-fication of Toddlers and Tiaras continues!

On this week’s episode of TLC’s documentary masterpiece (airing tomorrow at 9/8c), viewers will be introduced to a charming young lady named Jordan who is, as she says, “a tomboy on the inside and a pageant girl on the outside.” And TLC has been kind enough to furnish a preview clip. More »

Video: Toddlers And Tiaras Moves Into Ever More Effed Up Territory With This Slapping Scene

Video: Toddlers And Tiaras Moves Into Ever More Effed Up Territory With This Slapping Scene

The most interesting thing on Toddlers and Tiaras has always been the way the pageant moms project their own failed dreams onto children who are barely old enough to walk.  The most messed up thing is what this can do to kids who aren’t well-suited (and/or ready) for the pageant lifestyle. Both of those things come together in this preview video from the upcoming season, which hints that it will be the darkest one yet. More »

Read This Transcript From A TLC Meeting And Understand Why Toddlers And Tiaras Exists

Read This Transcript From A TLC Meeting And Understand Why Toddlers And Tiaras Exists

The Man With The 200lb Tumor is airing tonight on TLC, and I just have one question — what have we let TLC do to us? Let’s turn to a transcript of a TLC board meeting in which they discuss their upcoming season of shows to try to get our answer. And you have top security clearance, but obviously, some of these shows will never make it on the air, so we appreciate your discretion. More »