Topic: tlc

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns to our televisions tonight at 9 PM sharp (or sharpish if you’re into mountain time). Already people are decrying the return of this family to TV and declaring it to be a national travesty that they’re given any attention at all. After all, they’re poor and they’re overweight and most offensively of all, they’re happy. More »

‘I Get Turned On By Drinking My Wife’s Breast Milk’, Says A Man Who Was Born To Star On A TLC Show

'I Get Turned On By Drinking My Wife's Breast Milk', Says A Man Who Was Born To Star On A TLC Show

While the title of the show clearly spells out the premise of the show, it never stops me from watching it and saying, “oh my, ohhhh my, oh nooo, oh whhhy, find the remote. WHERE IS THE REMOTE. We need to turn this off right now. Well, after it’s over, now I’m into it. So let’s just see what happens, but oh my god, I didn’t even know there was an orifice there!” More »

Welcome To Myrtle Manor: The Urination Investigation Concludes. Sort Of. Not Really.

Welcome To Myrtle Manor: The Urination Investigation Concludes. Sort Of. Not Really.

Last night on TLC’s Welcome to Myrtle Manor the greatest mystery in trailer park history — perhaps even in world history — was solved. Sort of. Maybe. Kind of. A little bit. Not Really. Actually, not at all. Marvin the security guard’s urination investigation concluded, but the trailer park demanded a retrial, citing evidence tampering. Let’s unpack this week’s episode, shall we? More »

The Hoarding: Buried Season Finale Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry And Then Clean Your House

The Hoarding: Buried Season Finale Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry And Then Clean Your House

Ahhh Hoarding: Buried Alive. My second favorite voyeuristic reality show about people with mental problems (first is Intervention). My BA in Psychology and affinity for watching people who have lost it, in a first-world kind of way, brought me to last night’s Hoarders episode about Kelly Jay – a Canadian ex-band member who loves Americana memorabilia and holding onto the past. More »