Topic: tlc

9 Shows That Highlight Abusive Parenting, Ranked From 1 To Call Child Services

9 Shows That Highlight Abusive Parenting, Ranked From 1 To Call Child Services

Here’s the thing you always have to remember: good parents don’t put their kids on TV. They just don’t. No matter how “badly the kids want it” or how much money the kids “will save for college.” The negatives always out weigh the positives when it comes to reality TV. That’s obviously what makes it so fun to watch as viewer, but so horrible to participate in as a child. More »

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns to our televisions tonight at 9 PM sharp (or sharpish if you’re into mountain time). Already people are decrying the return of this family to TV and declaring it to be a national travesty that they’re given any attention at all. After all, they’re poor and they’re overweight and most offensively of all, they’re happy. More »

‘I Get Turned On By Drinking My Wife’s Breast Milk’, Says A Man Who Was Born To Star On A TLC Show

'I Get Turned On By Drinking My Wife's Breast Milk', Says A Man Who Was Born To Star On A TLC Show

While the title of the show clearly spells out the premise of the show, it never stops me from watching it and saying, “oh my, ohhhh my, oh nooo, oh whhhy, find the remote. WHERE IS THE REMOTE. We need to turn this off right now. Well, after it’s over, now I’m into it. So let’s just see what happens, but oh my god, I didn’t even know there was an orifice there!” More »