Leonardo DiCaprio is tired, you guys. He’s tired of filming back-to-back movies, he’s tired of the constant media scrutiny, and he’s tired of not being nominated for Oscars. Given, I have absolutely no confirmation on those last two, but it’s what I’d be feeling If I Was Leonardo, which is the name of my new direct-to-DVD Freaky Friday spin-off where Leonardo da Vinci and Leo DiCaprio accidentally switch places when Ferdinand Magellan throws a penny into a fountain. I play every role. More
Topic: The Wolf of Wall Street
It’s to believe that the man who gyrated his crotch in our faces this summer in Magic Mike now looks like a hollow version of his former self, that’s he’s transformed into a soft whisper in a crowded room. Anyone who just met him would find it difficult to picture him energetically banging on bongos in the California sun. Not when he looks like he’s lost his will to live, his drive to eat, his passion for sculpted bodies.