Topic: The Weatherman

Crush Links: Snooki Hookup Jeff Miranda Speaks!

Crush Links: Snooki Hookup Jeff Miranda Speaks!

Jeff Miranda, the 24-year-old former Iraq war veteran, only just met Snooki last Friday at Karma. He says, “Just kissing her was a rush. Her lips are matched perfectly to mine … I couldn’t even explain it.” And then! “She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [ex] Emilio. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her.” (Us Weekly)

Bachelor Pad‘s Weatherman – and dark horse to win the $250K – has a blog! Possible spoiler alert: This means he probably won’t win – if ABC approves your blog, then you’re probably kicked out of the manse mid-season. (Life & Style)

Sandra Bullock on her status with tattooed philandering ex Jesse James: “We have both moved on.” (People)

Meanwhile, Speidi‘s divorce is “so Hollywood.” (Radar)

Claire Danes is now promoting a line of paint; to be fair, the colors are really tasteful. (UK Daily Mail)

Tiffani Thiessen, aka Kelly Kopowski, shows off her new baby on the NYC set of White Collar. (UK Daily Mail)

Demi Lovato is leading the hot hot hot pink dress trend. (MTV Style)

Before getting married last week, Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie signed a prenup. His family is worth some $500 million. Smart! (Page Six) More »

The Lameness Continues On ‘Bachelor Pad’

The Lameness Continues On 'Bachelor Pad'

The Bachelor Pad is sososo lame. But yet we keep watching; we are obligated to continue suffering through the Pad for several reasons: our bizarre devotion to the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise; our desire to keep Chris “I’m A Believer” Harrison employed; because we want The Weatherman to pull a coup and go home with the $250,000 prize.

Is that weird? Because of all the lame-ass people on this overlong spin-off, The Weatherman is by far the worst. Scratch that.

Here’s Crushable’s Top 5 Bachelor Pad denizens who are far more offensive than The Weatherman:
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