Topic: The Situation

Real Life Lessons From The Cast Of Jersey Shore

I never thought I’d say this, but I learned a lot from those Jersey Shore guidos and their terrible decisions. More »

Jersey Shore: Paula Pickard Was The Only Reason This Season Was Worth Watching

In this last season of Jersey Shore where so many cast members disappointed me by pulling it together, Paula Pickard stood out like the shining, hot-mess star that she is. Nut cake and all. More »

Jersey Shore: I’ve Never Been As Wrong About Anyone As I Was About Paula Pickard

When I’m right I’m right, and when I’m wrong I’m really wrong. And I was really wrong about Paula Pickard from Jersey Shore. Crazy wrong. More »

Jersey Shore: 8 Crucial Elements For A Shore Shower Snooki Could Be Proud Of

Eight simple rules for hosting a Jersey Shore-style Shore Shower that even Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi could be proud of. (Hint: don’t forget to invite your former smush-buddies.) More »

Bachelor Pad Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Taltos Twins

Remember that drunken sorority girl who tried to steal your boyfriend in college and vomited on him instead? Well she’s on this season of Bachelor Pad, except there are two of her. Meet the Taltos twins: Brittany and Erica. More »

In Honor Of The Choice Series Premiere Tonight, Let Me Tell You About My Literal Blind Date

Seeing all the commercials for the new celebrity dating show The Choice obviously made me reminisce on my own dating past. While I’ve never dated a celebrity, I have gone on a real blind date. Emphasis on the word blind. More »

The Situation Is Already A Reality Star — Can’t He Leave The Geek World Alone?

There is absolutely no reason why we needed a comic book series based on stories about The Situation and his family. Isn’t Jersey Shore enough? More »

The Jersey Shore House Is A Dump, But Not Only Because Of The Cast Members

The poor realtor in charge of the Jersey Shore Seaside Heights house shows TMZ photos of the messages — both loving and angry — that fans have left on the outside. More »

Kristen Stewart Borrows Smiles From Other Celebrities To Celebrate Her 22nd Birthday

Happy 22nd Birthday Kristen Stewart! You’re legally old enough to smile now. More »

What We're Reading:

The Situation Will Have To Give Up All His Vices In Rehab

Sometimes when you give up one bad habit you lean on another, like overeating when you can’t go out for a cigarette. Unfortunately for The Situation he won’t have his exposed abs to comfort him in rehab; his sleeved shirts will have to remain down. No mention of whether or not fist pumping will be permitted.
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Snooki And The Situation Might Be Getting Replaced And It Could Be The Best Thing For Them

Though mom-to-be Snooki and The Situation, who’s spending some time in rehab, are both officially on board for The Jersey Shore’s sixth season, they might not have as big a place on the show as they’ve enjoyed in the past; and that reduced role might be just what they need. More »

Who’s Shocked That The Situation Has Entered Rehab?

According to TMZ, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (and his orange abs) has entered rehab for substance abuse. Although this isn’t technically “breaking” news, because it’s not exactly shocking. It was just a matter of time before one of the hard-partying members of the Jersey Shore was going to have to do their time to sober up in a clinic. More »

Jersey Shore Field Notes 5.10: One Meatball Stands Alone

Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist. More »

Jersey Shore Field Notes 5.9: The Smush Room Is Not A Couples Retreat

Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist. More »

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