The Real Housewives Of Miami is only into the second episode of its third season and they didn’t waste any time in becoming complete caricatures of themselves. These ladies are not only the richest and most plastic surgeried specimens south of the Mason-Dixon line, but also the pettiest, and they can whip up a whole drama cake in no time flat out of nothing but Splenda, Botox, and a little bit of star shine. It’s pretty impressive. More
Topic: The Real Housewives of Miami
All the ingredients and tips for throwing the best possible Real Housewives dinner party, complete with champagne-flinging and screaming arguments. More
Finally, in her daughter Marysol Patton‘s own words, what really happened to Elsa Patton‘s face. Poor Mama Elsa. More
I think someone told The Real Housewives of Miami that they’re the least watched show, because they officially lost their minds at the reunion last night. More
The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t have quite enough Elsa Patton this season, so here are some excellent GIFs to make up for it. More
In the fight between Miami Housewives Marysol Patton and Lea Black over who dropped the ball in their professional relationship, I’m gonna have to side with Lea. More
Now that they’ve got her isolated and vulnerable in The Bahamas, the Real Housewives of Miami are ready to ambush Karent Sierra with the news that Rodolfo is cheating on her. More
Whether you prefer the New Jersey table-flipping or the Miami fistfights, let our guide tell you what your favorite Real Housewives location says about you. More
Who the hell is this guy screaming at his dinner guests and kicking people out of his home? Meet Thomas Kramer, from last night’s The Real Housewives of Miami. More
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It took me ten episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami to discover it, but it finally became clear that Adriana De Moura is the actual devil. More
Considering we have it on tape, is Adriana De Moura really going to pretend she didn’t punch Joanna Krupa in the face on The Real Housewives of Miami? More
Hold on to your rubber Muppet faces, folks, because Mama Elsa Patton came out swinging in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. More
The other ladies on The Real Housewives of Miami think Karent Sierra is annoying because she’s a media whore. But then what does that make you, ladies? You’re all on the same reality show together… More
If you’re ever going through a family tragedy, take a hint from Real Housewives of Miami star Alexia Echevarria‘s son Peter Corsello and punch a hobo in the penis to cheer yourself up. More