Topic: The Real Housewives of Miami

The Perfect Ingredients For A Real Housewives Dinner Party

All the ingredients and tips for throwing the best possible Real Housewives dinner party, complete with champagne-flinging and screaming arguments. More »

Marysol Tells Us What Really Happened To Elsa Patton’s Face

Finally, in her daughter Marysol Patton‘s own words, what really happened to Elsa Patton‘s face. Poor Mama Elsa. More »

The Real Housewives Of Miami Done Lost Their Minds At The Reunion Last Night

I think someone told The Real Housewives of Miami that they’re the least watched show, because they officially lost their minds at the reunion last night. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami Finale: Next Season Better Have Double The Elsa Patton

The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t have quite enough Elsa Patton this season, so here are some excellent GIFs to make up for it. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: I’m On Team Lea Black

In the fight between Miami Housewives Marysol Patton and Lea Black over who dropped the ball in their professional relationship, I’m gonna have to side with Lea. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Karent Sierra And The Knights Of The Ambush Table

Now that they’ve got her isolated and vulnerable in The Bahamas, the Real Housewives of Miami are ready to ambush Karent Sierra with the news that Rodolfo is cheating on her. More »

What Your Favorite Real Housewives Location Says About You

Whether you prefer the New Jersey table-flipping or the Miami fistfights, let our guide tell you what your favorite Real Housewives location says about you. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Who Is Thomas Kramer?

Who the hell is this guy screaming at his dinner guests and kicking people out of his home? Meet Thomas Kramer, from last night’s The Real Housewives of Miami. More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Adriana De Moura Is The Actual Devil

It took me ten episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami to discover it, but it finally became clear that Adriana De Moura is the actual devil. More »

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Real Housewives Of Miami: Is Adriana Really Going To Pretend She Didn’t Punch Joanna Krupa?

Considering we have it on tape, is Adriana De Moura really going to pretend she didn’t punch Joanna Krupa in the face on The Real Housewives of Miami? More »

Real Housewives Of Miami: Mama Elsa Patton Lays The Smackdown On…Well, Everybody

Hold on to your rubber Muppet faces, folks, because Mama Elsa Patton came out swinging in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. More »

You Can’t Call Karent Sierra A Media Whore When You’re All On A Reality Show Together

The other ladies on The Real Housewives of Miami think Karent Sierra is annoying because she’s a media whore. But then what does that make you, ladies? You’re all on the same reality show together… More »

The Daily WTF: Son Of Miami Housewife Alexia Echevarria Punches A Hobo In The Nuts

If you’re ever going through a family tragedy, take a hint from Real Housewives of Miami star Alexia Echevarria‘s son Peter Corsello and punch a hobo in the penis to cheer yourself up. More »

Are The Real Housewives Of Miami Catty, Or Is Karent Sierra That Annoying?

I haven’t seen enough of this season of The Real Housewives of Miami yet to know whether Karent Sierra is that annoying, or if the other girls are just bitches. I’m guessing both. More »

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