Topic: The-Oscars

So Turns Out Amanda Seyfried Stole Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Dress

Lest you think the saga of Anne Hathaway‘s Oscar dress is over, it’s only just beginning… More »

Your Step-By-Step Guide To Having An Opinion About Seth MacFarlane At The Oscars

Hi! Welcome to the day after the Oscars! I bet you have a lot of opinions about Seth MacFarlane, and I can’t wait to hear them, but first why don’t you use our handy guide to forming opinions so you don’t make an ass out of yourself. More »

Jessica Chastain May Not Have An Oscar, But She Does Have A Rich Italian Man Friend

This is just proof that when you hand Jessica Chastain a lemon in the form of not winning the Best Actress Oscar, that she’ll make she’ll make delicious, tanned, rich, attractive lemonade out of it, in the form of her hot Italian billionaire boyfriend Gian Luca Passi De Preposulo. More »

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old Quvenzhané Wallis The C-Word

The Onion May Have Gone Too Far In Calling 9-Year Old QuvenzhanÃ© Wallis The C-Word

Here is a list of a few things I like: Quvenzhané Wallis. The Onion. Irreverence. So isn’t it strange that when all those things are combined, I don’t like them at all? Like when The Onion jokingly and irreverently referred to Quvenzhané, 9, as the c-word in a now-deleted tweet. More »

Is Ben Affleck Trying To Tell Us That He And Jennifer Garner Are Headed For Divorce?

Judging by Ben Affleck‘s speech last night, I’m kind of worried for his relationship with Jennifer Garner. But they can’t break up, because their love is all I have left in this world. More »

Congratulations To Draco Malfoy’s Family, The Winningest Wizards At The Oscars

Like every human being worth a second glance in this world, I’ve been watching The Oscars tonight, and I just want to be the first Muggle to congratulate Draco Malfoy and his family for the three Academy Awards they’ve won tonight. More »

Watch The Full Video Of Paperman, The Adorable Oscar-Winning Animated Short

Watch the full video of Paperman, the adorable animated short that just won the Academy Award. More »

Apparently Anne Hathaway Thought The Oscars Was BYONipple

Is it just me, or does it look like Anne Hathaway is headed to a prom in the midwest instead of to the Oscars tonight? And don’t even get me started on those (real? fake?) nips. More »

10 Reasons We’ll Still Love Seth MacFarlane Even If He Bombs At The Oscars

How can you resist that adorable little elfin face? More »

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Here Are All The Oscar Rejects You Should Hope You Never See

I’m glad not all studio executives aren’t as dumb as the ones in this video, or else we’d never be able to collect nine whole 2.5 hour movies to nominate for Best Picture. More »

Giveaway: Win An Academy Awards Viewing Party Prize Package!

The Academy Awards are just 12 days away. What are you doing to prepare? Where are you watching them? With who? So many things to plan. Well, we know one thing you’re going to do. You’re going to follow Crushable on Twitter and watch them live tweet the entire awards show, red carpet and all. Plus read their live blog posts throughout the night, duh. To help you start your preparation for February 24th, we are giving away TWO Oscar Viewing Party Prize Packages. More »

Steve Martin Mocks Gwyneth Paltrow Hilariously On Twitter

Just because Steve Martin is almost 70 doesn’t mean he’s losing his comedic edge. Or his taste for new forms of communication! Sometimes he even combines the two, with sexy results. More »

From Pro Wrestler To Oscars Arm Candy: Stacy Keibler’s American Dream

Last night George Clooney‘s gal pal Stacy Keibler attended the Oscars dressed as an Oscar, making her not only That Guy, but also a pure, inspiring symbol of the American dream. Only in this great country could someone start out as a lowly cheerleader, then work her way up through the competitive ranks of the WCW Nitro Girls and Stuff Magazine to achieve the ultimate goal of sleeping with someone who gets invited to the Oscars. Let’s take a look back on how she got here. More »

Crushable Quotable: Brad Pitt Has A Great Idea For How To Judge The Oscars

Brad Pitt seems like a painfully obvious choice for a celebrity crush, but what with all the funny and charming things he says and does, he pretty much leaves us no choice. More »

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